CLANCY2KTID Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Slice sausage. Although, when ordering in a cafe or roll shop, a simple request for sausage is all that's required. If you want the English alternative that resembles a wee broon jobby, you ask for links. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLip69 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Slice at Christmas? Aye, for breakfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 A multi-page discussion on differing regional vocabulary with shite puns thrown in. Welcome to 90% of threads once the referendum ends and we go back to having f**k all to talk about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 A multi-page discussion on differing regional vocabulary with shite puns thrown in. Welcome to 90% of threads once the referendum ends and we go back to having f**k all to talk about. Ah ken whit ye mean, it'll be pehs next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 (edited) it'll be pehs next. You can steak your life on it.... Edited September 4, 2014 by Romeo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Slice = the round shit you get on the cheap in corner shops. Lorne = the same shit you get but from posh arseholes who can't admit they're normal Square = what it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ando Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Slice = the round shit you get on the cheap in corner shops. Lorne = the same shit you get but from posh arseholes who can't admit they're normal Square = what it is. How can it be called "square" when it isn't even square? No many posh people in The Democratic Independent Peoples Republic of Dundee, and its Lorne. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Slice = the round shit you get on the cheap in corner shops. Lorne = the same shit you get but from posh arseholes who can't admit they're normal Square = what it is. Nice try, but you're far more likely to find 'steak slice' as a product (not to be confused with bakery item) with 60%+ meat content - the 'Lorne' products are always made from the cheap, sawdust-filled crap that doesn't make the hilariously low grade for 'real' slice. That they're all at the end of the day different kinds of slice (and different kinds of lips, arseholes etc) is a given. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Definitive proof surely? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Definitive proof surely? Given that this square isn't remotely a square, they evidently don't have a clue (just a good sense of humour down in North Berwick) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 It’s square. Lorne is almost tolerable, but anyone referring to it as slice is a complete nonce, who more than likely watches WWF wrestling. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 It is all these things, just like french toast, eggy bread and eggy dip dip, if the members remember...[emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Its square. Rest of you f**k off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Roll n slice Fucking philistines 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 9 minutes ago, Finch road said: Roll n slice Fucking philistines The philistines called it roll n slice? Wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Flat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Rowan said: Busty. FTFY Sorry. Edited October 8, 2017 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Who cares if it is slice, Lorne, square or any other nonsense. In this time if crisis can we all just agree it tastes orgasmic with a tattie scone in a roll with some butter (or a spread of your choice if you are so inclined ). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Rowan, flat?, dafuq? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 (edited) I had a quadrilateral sausage on a roll earlier. Dece. ETA: On!!! Edited October 8, 2017 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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