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Lorne.

The first thing an iScotland should do is stick the naming of this into any constitution to settle the argument ahead of any side issue about public ownership of the NHS.

They should sort out the salt and vinegar lot first before moving onto more complex issues such as this.

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Meat is murder.

You get vegetarian lorne too you know. I can only imagine that customers of such produce and even more picky about what they call it.

Unreleated: I found this trying to find an image of a veggie lorne btw:

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Cia-f***ing-batta??! Just wrong.

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Lorne.

The first thing an iScotland should do is stick the naming of this into any constitution to settle the argument ahead of any side issue about public ownership of the NHS.

Careful what you wish for. With Alex S. as El Presidente the lingo of the newly emerged monarchy/republic will in all likelihood be standardised around Lithgae/Bo'ness lingo.

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A rank mixture of synthetic colouring, dead pig's noses and the sweepings of the charnel house floor.

The mythologising of this crap shows that many Scots have a lot of growing up to do.

But it tastes so good! Is that the pigs noses or the synthetic colouring? Yummy.

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