Steven Mill Out Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Slenderman said: Probably get called a freak for this. I use a rolling pin on the slice/lorne/square/trapezoid sausage to fit it to the size of the roll. Freak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 In Illinois it’s Lorne (in my hoose anyway) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 When society finally collapses (probably about two years after Brexit) and we need a cull to keep the population down and preserve scarces resources this debate will be a helpful tool. Anyone not referring to Lorne as Lorne should be laid to waste for the good of future humanity. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) Had a slice of lorne today on my full breakfast, cut it into slices and used to mop up the egg yolk and baked bean sauce, just tremendous Edited February 20, 2018 by heedthebaa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Actually my dad brought some Lorne down yesterday as I have the flu he got some messages for me. I had one bit this morning on a roll then threw the other two in the bin after closely examining it. Sure I saw fur. That's me off Lorne. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Falkirk, call it whatever the f**k I like tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Ah but, can you get a roll on it like you can with chips? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Wtf is a roll on chips 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: In Illinois it’s Lorne (in my hoose anyway) Baloney! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) On 04/09/2014 at 20:35, Erin Go Bragh said: A multi-page discussion on differing regional vocabulary with shite puns thrown in. Welcome to 90% of threads once the referendum ends and we go back to having f**k all to talk about. EGB bringing the truth from the past, beyond the grave #somethinginsidesostrong #flames Edited February 20, 2018 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Slenderman said: Probably get called a freak for this. I use a rolling pin on the slice/lorne/square/trapezoid sausage to fit it to the size of the roll. Worse than Hitler imo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Peppino Impastato said: Wtf is a roll on chips 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 19 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: That’s a chip butty 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: That’s a chip butty Inhales through teeth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 You buy a Lorne of sausage from the butchers. This can be sliced or unsliced at the point of purchase. When served for consumption an individual slice of the Lorne is a square sausage. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 You buy a Lorne of sausage from the butchers. This can be sliced or unsliced at the point of purchase. When served for consumption an individual slice of the Lorne is a square sausage. Can you feed it to ducks though? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 I was in a roll shop in Greenock and asked them ‘do you do rolls and square sausage’? The monster behind the counter said ‘dae yeee meeeen sliiiiiice’ and i said no I think you mean square sausage, so that told her. Get these slice wankers told folks. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 11 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Aye the roll isn't on the fkn chips though is it. That's a chip butty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 I was in a roll shop in Greenock and asked them ‘do you do rolls and square sausage’? The monster behind the counter said ‘dae yeee meeeen sliiiiiice’ and i said no I think you mean square sausage, so that told her. Get these slice wankers told folks. I bet she gobbed on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 I bet she gobbed on it. Jokes on you it was one of those ones where the square sausage is kept warm in the counter so it was within my view as it was placed on the crispy roll. Her hands were probably laden with all manner of disease however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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