Murray Mints Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 If you were mauled to death in a brutal, bloody, thuggish, unprovoked attack by an animal that resulted in your death. Which animal would be your preference? #deathbyanimalattack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Ostrich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 the mighty Honey Badger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marty the bullwee man Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 the majestic moose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Favourite animal is a wolf. Whatever killed me quickest though. f**k being ripped apart by wolves. ETA: Actually, I'd choose a cat. Just so my next of kin can come on P&B and link the news articles and go 'Fucking cats eh?! Should be banned'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Rabbit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 A red snapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Rabbit Nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 A swift punt to the coupon from an elephant would probably send you on your way before you knew it, so hopefully I'm brutally killed by one of them. Can't think of many worse ways to go than to be chewed to death by a shark, needless to say I tend to avoid the tropical waters of the Tay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Dragon Instantly burned to a crisp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Slug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Great uncle Bulgaria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Fucked to death by a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 General Woundwart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Can a rhino and elephant maul someone? I always thought a mauling involved biting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawner upper Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 A bad ass Grizzly,properly fcukin destroying my head with a big bite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Luis Suarez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mammy Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Booted in the pie by an armoured rhino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock001 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Can a rhino and elephant maul someone? I always thought a mauling involved biting Do bulls bite too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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