The Real Saints Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 Maybe being at one of your gigs made him feel like someone died . Watch what you say, mate, or I'll soon be dedicating songs to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Punch his c**t in and tell him never to take you for a mug again. Harsh.......but fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookies Love Me Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Watch what you say, mate, or I'll soon be dedicating songs to you. Your Song. Brilliant! Are your lot an Elton John tribute band? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 Yes, completely normal. Next question. I needed to use a punchy and quirky headline to get peoples' attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Watch what you say, mate, or I'll soon be dedicating songs to you. I've lived my life , just waiting on the muslim uprising for one last hurrah . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I think you should start some sort of tedious Facebook craze to raise awareness of people who pretend their mothers are dead. Perhaps they could throw buckets of ash over themselves on camera then nominate other tedious c***s to do the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Capsule Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 We discussed this on the bus. Probably best to pretend she's dead if you can't get an erection with her any other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 At your next gig you should dedicate a song to people who pretend their mum is dead.a cover of pearl jams alive would be a shout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I think you should start some sort of tedious Facebook craze to raise awareness of people who pretend their mothers are dead. Perhaps they could throw buckets of ash over themselves on camera then nominate other tedious c***s to do the same thing. Dig up your mothers corpse and feed it through a wood chipper before nominating one of your Facebook 'friends' to do the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 We discussed this on the bus. Probably best to pretend she's dead if you can't get an erection with her any other way. pffft......Kid on she's your granny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Dig up your mothers corpse and feed it through a wood chipper before nominating one of your Facebook 'friends' to do the same. Bit hard if your mothers not dead though, imagine mine would put up a bit of a fight tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I thought folk only pretended their mum was dead in response to a 'yer maw' joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Bit hard if your mothers not dead though, imagine mine would put up a bit of a fight tbh Well she would say that, wouldn't she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbes20silkcut Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I knew a bloke who's granny died 4 times, he had time off from his work each time and indeed, his employers sent flowers to the family twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I mind one of my pals told our computing teacher that he didn't have his homework because his mum died. She was at parents night a week and a half later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 We discussed this on the bus. Probably best to pretend she's dead if you can't get an erection with her any other way. pffft......Kid on she's your granny. But you canny shove her aff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Sounds to me like he's running both his own and his mothers facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Find his Mum, seduce her and sodomise her. what a beautiful human being you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 That was my initial thought, but then I saw the picture of him as a baby in his mother's arms (which he had tagged his mother in, and to which she had responded.) I then went onto her page, and there are numerous photos of her with him as a really young child/toddler/baby.) Added to this, his decision to block all of these mother-related statuses from very specific people doesn't leave me with too much doubt. Really can't think of any rational reasons for why someone would do it though, so I just assume he is a psycho. Almost a 'Norman Bates' level of creepy. Done. Your friend is a modern version of Norman Bates. The twist is, he's the mother. Don't take a shower when he's about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Sounds to me like he's running both his own and his mothers facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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