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9 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said:

16) Don't take photos of anything unless you're happy for the background to be suitably judged. I.e. if it's a photo of a meal, make sure it's on your best plate, or if it's a photo of your trainers make sure your jeans are clean.

16b) And if you're sharing a screenshot, remember to close all the "midget porn" tabs in your browser. 

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11 hours ago, NorthernJambo said:

16) Don't take photos of anything unless you're happy for the background to be suitably judged. I.e. if it's a photo of a meal, make sure it's on your best plate, or if it's a photo of your trainers make sure your jeans are clean.

Make sure your nails are clean too, eh @RandomGuy. 

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Plan to do the both balls out piss sometime

I think it would just be wrong. I contemplated doing a baws out pish today, then imagined the look of horror on a fellow toilet users face if he noticed.

As an aside, an older guy at work was showing off a pair of pants he bought online. They were black, with an elasticated waistband in white. The white waistband has the word 'BEAST' printed on it in capital letters. And the man chose to buy these. And got them delivered to his place of work. And showed them to colleagues. Cry for help?

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I had a baws out piss at work today based on this thread. It was quite liberating.

Might go the full shebang tomorrow and have the trousers at my ankles too.

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