Romeo Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Pie and Bovril has taught me that I should wipe my arse sitting down, pancakes are better "liberally sprinkled with cinnamon" and that everyone form Dundee is an Inbred simpleton. What is the one thing you have learned from P&B? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 I've learned that some weird folk used to wipe their arse standing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Picking bits of shit out your own arse and flinging them at folk is acceptable and even encouraged behaviour in some areas in Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 I've learned how to spell FROM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share Posted July 14, 2014 I've learned that some weird folk used to wipe their arse standing up. Yeah..state of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share Posted July 14, 2014 I've learned how to spell FROM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share Posted July 14, 2014 Picking bits of shit out your own arse and flinging them at folk is acceptable and even encouraged behaviour in some areas in Scotland. Eh....? Whit...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 You can't turn down any of the televisions on offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 I've learned how to spell FROM. Poor form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 You aren't allowed to breathe through your mouth. Don't use twitter nor Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Willie miller cannot be stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Seamus is a binman who has shagged Katy Perry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 That when Arbroath fans get steaming they have a tendancy to drink out of puddles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Esther knew, her teeth knew too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Hayden Panettiere is a slag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 It's taught me to be very specific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Verge of tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share Posted July 14, 2014 We've not had a thread like this for a whole year right enough. Link Sorry to spoil the fun. You utter, utter cvnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 I learned the circumstances under which an ambulance will/won't use it's sirens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Pie and Bovril has taught me that I should wipe my arse sitting down, pancakes are better "liberally sprinkled with cinnamon" and that everyone form Dundee is an Inbred simpleton. What is the one thing you have learned from P&B? I've learned that some weird folk used to wipe their arse standing up. Since reading Pie and Bovril, I've learned that I should have been wiping my arse all these years. Thanks, guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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