The Naitch Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 (edited) It's back. The greatest celebrity cook-off on TV. Well, the only one. The line up is a veritable who's that of the celebrity world with the likes of Biggins, Russell Grant, Kiki Dee and Leslie Ash all taking part. Oh, and Reg Holdsworth too. Bring it on! Edited June 18, 2015 by The Naitch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Having a quick look at this year's participants, it looks as though MIC star Millie Mackintosh features. That alone will make it worth watching for at least an episode. Besides Biggins I can't say I recognise any of the names, although I'm sure I'll recognise some of the Z-listers' faces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 When is it on? My bird is asking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted June 6, 2014 Author Share Posted June 6, 2014 When is it on? My bird is asking. It starts this Tuesday. I tagged the date to the topic but forgot that doesn't show up on the mobile site. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 It starts this Tuesday. I tagged the date to the topic but forgot that doesn't show up on the mobile site. Cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LBC-91 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Like a bit of Masterchef me but it will clash with the world cup so gonna have to pass this series. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted June 10, 2014 Author Share Posted June 10, 2014 Todd Carty is such a lazy swine. Didn't even make his own meringues for that dessert. Tut tut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Watched the first episode but cant be arsed seeing it thru with the World Cup on. Doesnt help that the line-up is dreadful and i detest Russell Grant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted June 13, 2014 Author Share Posted June 13, 2014 I often wonder what Andi Peters would do with his life if he didn't have his guest judge slot on Celeb Masterchef. He absolutely relishes being a total bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Sophie constantly looks like she's in the middle of a speed-induced breakdown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted June 20, 2014 Author Share Posted June 20, 2014 Mixed bunch from last night. Emma doesn't have the first clue but was lucky to have Reg Holdsworth in the same heat as he was pretty awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted June 21, 2014 Author Share Posted June 21, 2014 With the greatest of respect, I find Alison Hammond greatly offensive and always have done. *edit* f**k respect, she's a c**t. I do like Emma though... *further edit* bittersweet victory Ach, she's harmless enough. Deserved to get the chop, though. Not the best of weeks. Jodie Kidd and Sophie Thompson have nothing to worry about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel Hutchwright Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Trevor's flat cap affectation irks me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Lesley Ash looks like a monkey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 It's fucking shit, half of them can't even cook. Bored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted June 28, 2014 Author Share Posted June 28, 2014 Trevor's flat cap affectation irks me. Instantly reminded me of that guy from the last series of Civilian Masterchef (btw, that's what it really should be called...). Take it off man! That Wayne Sleep is a sleekit wee thing. Giving it the whole 'not cooked in 30 years' schtick. He's fooling nobody. Apart from Gregg and John who bought every word of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel Hutchwright Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 That Wayne Sleep is a sleekit wee thing. Giving it the whole 'not cooked in 30 years' schtick. He's fooling nobody. Apart from Gregg and John who bought every word of it. Yes, I first became suspicious of this claim when I immediately recalled that he was on Come Dine With Me two or three years back. For crying out loud Wayne, if you must tell lies, don't do so about something that was broadcast to the nation. I'm a little disappointed in him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted July 3, 2014 Author Share Posted July 3, 2014 I thought Biggins was going to be completely insufferable when he started name dropping within seconds of opening his gob - yes, Christopher, we know you're pals with Joan Collins. As it happens he canned that behaviour pretty sharpish and done not too badly at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Oor Greggy has fairly piled on the pounds I notice. Similar to every single other person in history who diets - it all goes back on eventually. Kiki Dee looks for all the world like she's just arrived from a stage version of Tenko. Between that, Tina Hobley's gleaming teeth and Biggins, I'm beginning to feel like this should be called 'Celebrity Panto Masterchef'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Anyone know when the final is on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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