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What is it with these HR Departments and their delusions of grandeur?  They don't like it when it's pointed out to them that they only cost the Company money and are effectively parasites to all the money making departments.

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On 02/02/2018 at 11:32, Rugster said:

People who sign off emails with "Best" are fannies without exception.

Add to that people who also add their first initial.

Best A

 

Mind you not as bad as a guy I worked with who called everyone, man or woman, sweet cheeks.

He was a weegie too. Haw haw awrite sweet cheeks 

ffs

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20 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

It’s hardly Subterranean Homesick Fucking Blues.

The lever-driven water distribution facilitation device don't work because the delinquents named after the warring tribe from the Dark Ages took the manual interface?

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1 hour ago, DanMc99 said:

"Procure" "procuring"

I work for an american company.

This means my job title and area of work on their records are Procurement Associate for Sourcing and Procurement

Which means if I say that to anyone they say 'What ? ', and I say I'm a buyer.:death

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