Boghead ranter Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 and in an attachment on the same e-mail Quote Increasing female leaders across the Group › The environment and flexibility we offer needs to support our goals and encourage females to both apply and remain with us. › Considerations will include changing / addressing Leader’s existing views on: • Flexible working, hours, days and location • Addressing unconscious bias in hiring managers (cover range of diversity topics) › Resourcing teams to present gender balanced shortlist: › Job advertising and job descriptions to be gender neutral › Group wide female sponsorship programme – to raise profile - launching Winter 2017 › Review of maternity and returner policy and process › Gender balanced interview panels to appoint leaders In the part of my business I work in, there are far more females in senior positions than there males, so this seems an HR box-ticking exercise (lapsed into management-bollocks myself.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 and in an attachment on the same e-mail Increasing female leaders across the Group › The environment and flexibility we offer needs to support our goals and encourage females to both apply and remain with us. › Considerations will include changing / addressing Leader’s existing views on: • Flexible working, hours, days and location • Addressing unconscious bias in hiring managers (cover range of diversity topics) › Resourcing teams to present gender balanced shortlist: › Job advertising and job descriptions to be gender neutral › Group wide female sponsorship programme – to raise profile - launching Winter 2017 › Review of maternity and returner policy and process › Gender balanced interview panels to appoint leaders In the part of my business I work in, there are far more females in senior positions than there males, so this seems an HR box-ticking exercise (lapsed into management-bollocks myself.)The apostrophe in "leader's" appears misplaced.You should feed that back before any more cascading or people might think the Exco are a bunch of fannies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 This could easily go in the PTTGOYN or work colleague cnuts threads but I'll pop it in here.A colleague in my wider team shared this with management and suggested we should do something similar They think its a wonderful idea and filming begins on Monday.Can you buy AK47s online with expedited shipping from Amazon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 This could easily go in the PTTGOYN or work colleague cnuts threads but I'll pop it in here.A colleague in my wider team shared this with management and suggested we should do something similarThey think its a wonderful idea and filming begins on Monday.Can you buy AK47s online with expedited shipping from Amazon? Sign up for Prime for free for a month and it will be delivered next day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 and in an attachment on the same e-mail Increasing female leaders across the Group › The environment and flexibility we offer needs to support our goals and encourage females to both apply and remain with us. › Considerations will include changing / addressing Leader’s existing views on: • Flexible working, hours, days and location • Addressing unconscious bias in hiring managers (cover range of diversity topics) › Resourcing teams to present gender balanced shortlist: › Job advertising and job descriptions to be gender neutral › Group wide female sponsorship programme – to raise profile - launching Winter 2017 › Review of maternity and returner policy and process › Gender balanced interview panels to appoint leaders In the part of my business I work in, there are far more females in senior positions than there males, so this seems an HR box-ticking exercise (lapsed into management-bollocks myself.)Unconscious bias overcome by an actual bias. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 (edited) Just heard a woman on Radio 4 say the actual letters TBC instead of saying to be confirmed. What a c**t Edited December 1, 2017 by Romeo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 14 hours ago, Swarley said: This could easily go in the PTTGOYN or work colleague cnuts threads but I'll pop it in here. A colleague in my wider team shared this with management and suggested we should do something similar They think its a wonderful idea and filming begins on Monday. Can you buy AK47s online with expedited shipping from Amazon? Close the thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 14 hours ago, Swarley said: This could easily go in the PTTGOYN or work colleague cnuts threads but I'll pop it in here. A colleague in my wider team shared this with management and suggested we should do something similar They think its a wonderful idea and filming begins on Monday. Can you buy AK47s online with expedited shipping from Amazon? There's a couple of wids, there. And as for the women... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 I'm off to the new Dumfries Infirmary this afternoon and I'm looking forward to spending some time in the "socialisation space" on the ward. What absolute w****r thought that up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 2 hours ago, HTG said: What absolute w****r thought that up? Possibly the same person that looked at the bit in the changing rooms at Grangemouth Swimming Pool where the free hair dryers are, and decided to put up signs there saying "grooming area" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 On 10/25/2017 at 23:58, Sergeant Wilson said: Is anyone else "optimising the customer journey?" Yes, that will involve strangling the person who coined that phrase with their own lower intestine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 On 10/25/2017 at 02:27, Bairnardo said: Got this in an email today..... "This idea-pooling phase is now over and the harvest has been very fruitful" Oooh, someone's on Lord Darling's email list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Quote I work flexibly so sending this email now works well for me. However, I know we all work differently and respect that you will consider this email at a time that suits your working arrangements. This in someone's email footer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Son Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Take a pinch of corporate bullshit and mix it with a soupcon of stupidity and you get email content like this... "I feel it would be good to have a meeting with the steak holders to discuss the project in more detail and get a better understanding " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Northern Son said: Take a pinch of corporate bullshit and mix it with a soupcon of stupidity and you get email content like this... "I feel it would be good to have a meeting with the steak holders to discuss the project in more detail and get a better understanding " Reply and say you agree and you'd like yours medium rare. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Son Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: Reply and say you agree and you'd like yours medium rare. The meeting is later today. Hoping that the room is set up like this... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 (edited) Words that are 'currently' driving me mental: 'enhance' 'strategic' 'innovation/'innovate' 'inaugurate' 'synergies' 'renewables' Edited February 1, 2018 by Dr Koop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Ok, who wants to see our team's Christmas video? If I get 20 likes by midnight then I'll post the link 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Ok, who wants to see our team's Christmas video? If I get 20 likes by midnight then I'll post the link Any wids? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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