HTG Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 51 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 53 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You wouldn't have a choice tbf. I almost added that as a qualification but thought it might be in poor taste. Let's not be getting into what that one tastes like ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Let's not be getting into what that one tastes like ffs. Oooft Jimmy85 might be lurking, you dont want to go there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 11 hours ago, Alex_14 said: I spent the whole of the next day (at Hearts vs Aberdeen no less), hungover and desperately telling her to go and take the pill. She was one of the ‘hahahaha I’ve never needed to before CALM DOWN’ types. So yes, I’m probably a father. Well congratulations, i'm going to suggest heading along to the birth telling her "I told you so" and walk out. Are you going to meet your bundle of joy? I'd get a paternity test done if she's got form for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 I may be missing the point, but surely you're laughing if she did used to be a guy, since there's no way that she could conceive? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 I may be missing the point, but surely you're laughing if she did used to be a guy, since there's no way that she could conceive? That controversial Irn Bru advert suggests its possible, as does the Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary Junior. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 I may be missing the point, but surely you're laughing if she did used to be a guy, since there's no way that she could conceive? It’s a real pick’em scenario. “I’ve shagged a girl that used to be a guy unwittingly” or “a girl I met on some dating app and shagged is pregnant.”Either way, there’s a gid story to tell! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Get the feeling Isobel might be telling fibs. Just a hunch! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Iminavest said: Get the feeling Isobel might be telling fibs. Just a hunch! 25 minutes to live, 25 years spent in a Turkish prison? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, Iminavest said: Get the feeling Isobel might be telling fibs. Just a hunch! £25 a quarter to the cooncil for her emergency fall alarm hanging round her neck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 18 minutes ago, Iminavest said: Get the feeling Isobel might be telling fibs. Just a hunch! 25 minutes to iron out the wrinkles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 9 hours ago, Iminavest said: Get the feeling Isobel might be telling fibs. Just a hunch! 25 cm's closer to her ankles her right tit hangs than her left? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 2 hours ago, engelbert_humperdink said: 25 cm's closer to her ankles her right tit hangs than her left? TBF, I think she might only have the one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I spent the whole of the next day (at Hearts vs Aberdeen no less), hungover and desperately telling her to go and take the pill. She was one of the ‘hahahaha I’ve never needed to before CALM DOWN’ types. So yes, I’m probably a father. Oh god. If a girl said that to me I’d be absolutely crippled by fear. I can’t handle the fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 16 hours ago, Iminavest said: Get the feeling Isobel might be telling fibs. Just a hunch! Isobel, 25 (times she'll ask you if you're sure you don't want a wee biscuit with your tea). 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Iminavest has conveniently not said which way he swiped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, accies1874 said: Iminavest has conveniently not said which way he swiped. Bet he swiped up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Isobel, 25 (times she'll ask you if you're sure you don't want a wee biscuit with your tea). Don't ask for a glass of milk, by the time she goes from the kitchen to the living room it'll have turned to butter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Don't ask for a glass of milk, by the time she goes from the kitchen to the living room it'll have turned to butter.Unless you're actually looking to pump her, in which case you gonna need all the lubricant you can get your paws on. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 ‘Fess up, who was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 On 05/07/2018 at 17:31, Iminavest said: Get the feeling Isobel might be telling fibs. Just a hunch! 25 years as a Jimmy Saville tribute act. The resemblance is uncanny 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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