Tinder

[jamamafegan]

Definitely. As a general rule, I'd never date a woman with tits bigger than my head. 

Shitebag.

[Bert Raccoon]

So who's swiped right?

[Sergeant Wilson]

7 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

So who's swiped right?

Very harsh limb self assessment. I'd express that as about 80%.

[Rugster]

37 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

So who's swiped right?

@DA Baracus

[DA Baracus]

Wid

[Sergeant Wilson]

1 minute ago, DA Baracus said:

Wid

Better than nothing I suppose.

[Bert Raccoon]

1 minute ago, G_Man1985 said:

 

Big boobies :-)

 

And a dildo for an arm if you're that way inclined.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

11 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

And a dildo for an arm if you're that way inclined.

That was an ill advised trade IMO.

[engelbert_humperdink]

4 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:

So who's swiped right?

Definite. Would ride the arse off that 1 arm or not. Plus easier to pin down when horny and she's no

[IainMorton]

I'd bite her right hand of for a shot. Oh wait...

[Chicken Wing]

You shallow b*****ds! I'd ride that until the neighbours complained about the smell.

[jamamafegan]

Definite. Would ride the arse off that 1 arm or not. Plus easier to pin down when horny and she's no

[smpar]

On 26/09/2017 at 00:48, engelbert_humperdink said:

Definite. Would ride the arse off that 1 arm or not. Plus easier to pin down when horny and she's no

Anyone going to tell him?

[Lisa Cuddy]

1 hour ago, smpar said:

Anyone going to tell him?

If you'll excuse me, I'm avoiding him altogether as I'm rather afraid of angering him. 

[Florentine_Pogen]

Has giant fake boobs and wears a tight top then says don't talk about them.
nutter alert 

Pish.
She is obviously double jointed in the neck region and has folded her heid into her jumper.........one trick pony.......????????[emoji85]

[Blootoon87]

Was supposed to be going out for a few drinks with a quine from this on Sat. Had a quick check of it just now and she's unmatched me. Ow, the rejection.
Strange, I'd never have guessed she was a lesbian.

[SweeperDee]

Definite. Would ride the arse off that 1 arm or not. Plus easier to pin down when horny and she's no

This picture of Bill Cosby is not related to what you have posted.

[Ayia Napa Daz]

Currently only swiping yes to girls with red hair or glasses. Might stretch out to girls of ethnic minority and girls with funny names .

[Karpaty]

I do like Kyiv. 

[Mark Connolly]

11 minutes ago, Emil Borkhausen said:

I was Tinder dating a bird through in Edinburgh over November & December but after two months of getting absolutely nowhere I called it off. I’m no driving through to Edinburgh twice a week to hold hands.

Anyway, I went back on the Tinder and matched with my mate’s sister which initially felt a wee bit “hmm, no sure how this’ll be received”, but then I thought “ken what, we’re all grown ups here”, so we’ve started dating. He doesn’t know about it yet as we’ve agreed that it’s still early days so we’ll tell him if and when there’s something to tell him.

What’s the general consensus on going out with a mate’s sister? Has anybody ever found this sort of thing to be problematic? Obviously I’m going to try jolly hard not to be a b*****d to anybody and am approaching the whole thing with honourable intentions.

Don't tell him until after you ride her