Heart of Northern Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 38 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: They hollow it and tuck the skin into a hole. I've just shared that thanks. So the next question was if you rattled her would it pop back out. Think golf brolly in a gale! Obviously I'm not expecting you to know answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Regular horrendous patter I'm seeing on Tinder: "I am a dog lover" "Pizza [emoji173] " "Gin enthusiast" "Love travelling/looking for a travelling partner" "I love food!" - usually a fatty Anyone else familiar with this dire chat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Regular horrendous patter I'm seeing on Tinder: "I am a dog lover" "Pizza [emoji173] " "Gin enthusiast" "Love travelling/looking for a travelling partner" "I love food!" - usually a fatty Anyone else familiar with this dire chat? The travelling chat fucks me off. Everyone likes going on holiday for fucks sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Regular horrendous patter I'm seeing on Tinder: "I am a dog lover" "Pizza " "Gin enthusiast" "Love travelling/looking for a travelling partner" "I love food!" - usually a fatty Anyone else familiar with this dire chat? Are you looking for someone to share your life? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Regular horrendous patter I'm seeing on Tinder: "I am a dog lover" "Pizza " "Gin enthusiast" "Love travelling/looking for a travelling partner" "I love food!" - usually a fatty Anyone else familiar with this dire chat? The gin thing used to refer to back street abortionists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 The travelling chat fucks me off. Everyone likes going on holiday for fucks sake. What I find bizarre is the amount of girls looking for a male companion to go travelling with. Why can't you go travelling on your own?If they do indeed just mean a holiday then they can get to f**k. Travelling is not the same as a week in fucking Tenerife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 FFS, I was just going to ask if you wanted to come to Tenerife with me. [emoji35] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: What I find bizarre is the amount of girls looking for a male companion to go travelling with. Why can't you go travelling on your own? If they do indeed just mean a holiday then they can get to f**k. Travelling is not the same as a week fucking in Tenerife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 This is maybe more a PTTGOYN but it's Tinder related. Speaking to a girl on it and the conversation has turned to football. She asked what team I support and I told her Montrose, to which she replied "yeah but you must support Celtic or Rangers too?"Now she's a decent looking girl, but I'm not sure if this kind of stupidity is acceptable? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Aidan said: This is maybe more a PTTGOYN but it's Tinder related. Speaking to a girl on it and the conversation has turned to football. She asked what team I support and I told her Montrose, to which she replied "yeah but you must support Celtic or Rangers too?" Now she's a decent looking girl, but I'm not sure if this kind of stupidity is acceptable? Depends whether you're planning to f**k her or marry her. Edited April 27, 2017 by ayrmad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Recently got this for the first time after I entered the single word for the first time in 3 years.I'll never understand the amount of people who will match with you and never actually talk. Do people just swipe right on everyone?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 4 hours ago, Aidan said: This is maybe more a PTTGOYN but it's Tinder related. Speaking to a girl on it and the conversation has turned to football. She asked what team I support and I told her Montrose, to which she replied "yeah but you must support Celtic or Rangers too?" Now she's a decent looking girl, but I'm not sure if this kind of stupidity is acceptable? I've heard this pish numerous times throughout my life. "Who do you support between Celtic and Rangers?" "Dundee" "Aye but just between Celtic and Rangers" "None of them" "Aye but if you had to choose one" "f**k off" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 7 hours ago, Sooky said: Recently got this for the first time after I entered the single word for the first time in 3 years. I'll never understand the amount of people who will match with you and never actually talk. Do people just swipe right on everyone?? Do you have Tory on your profile? Cause that might be a reason why no one wants to talk to you if so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I've heard this pish numerous times throughout my life. "Who do you support between Celtic and Rangers?" "Dundee" "Aye but just between Celtic and Rangers" "None of them" "Aye but if you had to choose one" "f**k off" Yeah this is pretty much what it is. It might be a case that she doesn't know anything about football and just assumes everyone supports 1 of them but she claims to like sports in her bio and she started the football chat so I'm guessing she's just a bit of a fanny. Shame really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I hope it's her that used the word "sports". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Met a girl tonight off Tinder. She never told me until tonight that she had a couple of kids, I could almost deal with that.The problem was, the girl I met had the most fucking stupid high pitched voice I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing. I don't think I'll be meeting her again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 This really nice lassie I know from Montrose- single mother - met some bloke off Tinder who posts on P&B. He was such a welt that she forced herself to speak in a high-pitched voice to put him off. Thank f**k it worked. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 What I find bizarre is the amount of girls looking for a male companion to go travelling with. Why can't you go travelling on your own?If they do indeed just mean a holiday then they can get to f**k. Travelling is not the same as a week in fucking Tenerife. You're right. It's worse. And replete with utter assholes who are at pains to point out "we're not tourists, we're travellers".Boak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 This really nice lassie I know from Montrose- single mother - met some bloke off Tinder who posts on P&B. He was such a welt that she forced herself to speak in a high-pitched voice to put him off. Thank f**k it worked. That's a truly tragic tale Gincardine, fortunately the female I met wasn't from Montrose or I might of started worrying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Was having a bit of banter with this lassie; she makes a funny about how she's anyone's after a bottle of wine. Wee bit of back and forth and she comes out with this; [emoji23] Who says romance is dead? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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