Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 I don't blame you. Id never have guessed she could open a stiff jar or knows how to operate a chainsaw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Shes in a photo with an animal with antlers, and has photos of church spires and trees. Subliminally, its fairly obvious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Shes in a photo with an animal with antlers, and has photos of church spires and trees. Subliminally, its fairly obvious. Surely the trees would've been brutally chopped down and reshaped into a flower garden instead? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Just now, mrcat1990 said: Surely the trees would've been brutally chopped down and reshaped into a flower garden instead? You'd know better than me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 You'd know better than me Sadly you're right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 I've just had a check on Tinder (for a friend). Glasgow is seriously full of fucking munters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Sadly you're right. Imagine kissing a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Close the entire forum, we have a winner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 (edited) 20 minutes and no-one has said 'Wid' yet. P&B has lost it. ETA: Wid. Edited September 23, 2016 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Nice one mrcat. Hey at least you'll have a funny story for the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Did you not insist on getting your money's worth? Flipped her over, then funnily enough it landed on all four wheels and you drove away. Was she a transformer? I don't get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Nice one mrcat. Hey at least you'll have a funny story for the pub. Pretty much. It's more funny then anything really. Oh well, back on the Tinder train. Woo woo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 23 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: Imagine kissing a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 (edited) 10 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: Was she a transformer? I don't get it. Strangest story I ever heard. ETA: Tried to search for the explanation on YouTube. This, which is lifted from the exact scene, is the best I can do: Edited September 23, 2016 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 So tonight after about five months on Tinder I had my first real disaster and what a disaster it was. With uni season being back on and living in the west end of Glasgow there's suddenly a lot of new women in town. So obviously I've got stuck in and last week met a girl from Thailand doing her masters. Now, obviously everyone makes the ladyboy jokes when you're meeting a Thai girl but you just laugh them off. However while on this date I did notice she had big hands. I pointed this out to workmates and pals and everyone started filling my head with the idea I was going to be providing fellatio within the coming week. The girl in question invited me up to hers tonight and obviously I was willing to go see what happened. We watch a bit of tv and as you do start getting off with each other and from there head to the bedroom. First the top comes off and she has obvious fake boobs which should've been a big clue. However I quickly got her jeans off to reveal womenly parts. Looked normal and did the normal things. Huzzah! Or so I thought...After beginning the initial..ahem...entry and general sex movements I realised that her parts weren't quite as willing to accept my full dick as most vaginas are. At this point came the question "Errm don't take this the wrong way, but did you used to be a dude?". Confirmation was provided and mission was aborted. Told her wasn't particularly cool lying but not too worry and made my sharpish exit. Stay safe kids. Jaysus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 (edited) I await SJC'S view on the subject. Edited September 23, 2016 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Do you have any pictures of her mangina?Asking for a friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Do you have any pictures of her mangina?Asking for a friend. Narp. I wasn't hanging around to take pictures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Narp. I wasn't hanging around to take pictures. Don't worry, I'm sure the mental image you have of it wont be going away any time soon. What are these post op vaginas made of anyway? It's not what I think it is, is it.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 8 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: Don't worry, I'm sure the mental image you have of it wont be going away any time soon. What are these post op vaginas made of anyway? It's not what I think it is, is it.. Google it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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