Shandon Par Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Just as I was leaving the house on Wednesday evening our two got into an epic scrap. Tried to break it up initially with no success as it was just a ball of cats rolling about the hallway, and then thought f**k it and watched the show. Jake the Maine Coon fights like one of those fat baldy English football fans you see throwing chairs about town squares - every move telegraphed and continually trying to land big haymakers that never hit the target. Woody the wee black DSH fights like one of those MMA fighter-looking Russian football hooligans that were at the last Euros - wait for the opponent to make a mistake, get inside them and land half a dozen rapid. Went four rounds, I scored it Woody 4 Jake 0. And a whole lot of Jake fur on the carpet. As an afterthought, can't wait for the World Cup... They're so muscular under that fur. Our old Persian cat had lots of fur but little bulk, so would run at his rivals flat out and take them down with a flying headbutt, before the rolling about on the ground in a ball of fur stage you describe. Woody must be brave to scrap a Maine Coon but probably has better speed. Floyd Muffweather is like a mini panther - all slinky but strong. All the time spent battering then running away from the whippet has trained him well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Just now, Shandon Par said: They're so muscular under that fur. Our old Persian cat had lots of fur but little bulk, so would run at his rivals flat out and take them down with a flying headbutt, before the rolling about on the ground in a ball of fur stage you describe. Woody must be brave to scrap a Maine Coon but probably has better speed. Floyd Muffweather is like a mini panther - all slinky but strong. All the time spent battering then running away from the whippet has trained him well. Aye, Jake's twice the size of him but the wee man's like one of those scary wee wiry guys you see that you know would leather you if you got on the wrong side of him. He's never bitten anyone, but one time I was trying to get him in a cage to go to the vet he kicked out with his back legs and it was like getting booted by a mule. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) Very brave ambush attack on a seagull this evening, that was a good bit bigger than him. That will teach the manky fucker for pecking on cat vomit. eta. it got away, just. Edited May 21, 2018 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Been there for 2 hours. Only just stirring now. Lazy shite. Just as well my plants aren’t in yet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 31 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Been there for 2 hours. Only just stirring now. Lazy shite. Just as well my plants aren’t in yet. The cannabis plant looks fucked. IMO. He's probably pished all over it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Been there for 2 hours. Only just stirring now. Lazy shite. Just as well my plants aren’t in yet. Ours loves a plant pot too. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-23-2018/dT-cA6.gif 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 9 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: The cannabis plant looks fucked. IMO. He's probably pished all over it. Think he was smoking it earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Bit foggy this morning so Muffy improvising by substituting a sunny plant pot for a drawer: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Finally, after along and taxing day of doing absolutely f**k all, a chance to relax in the evening sun. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 DDYB. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Wee man loves the plants also 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: DDYB. that's an evil look that- take it you ended up sleeping on the couch! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: that's an evil look that- take it you ended up sleeping on the couch! He's thinking 'see this right paw? its about to come into contact with your face'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 12 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: DDYB. Ain’t nobody else here. You must be looking at me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 46 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Ain’t nobody else here. You must be looking at me. need to get the fur shaved into a mohican. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 A regular morning visitor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: need to get the fur shaved into a mohican. My old ginger Persian would sometimes end up getting his fur caked in something or all matted so the vet would give him a “lion cut”. He’d have his furry head, legs and tail but a shaved body. Looked pretty mental and probably partly explained some of his anger issues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 My old ginger Persian Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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