1320Lichtie Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 (edited) Probably trying to find out what the fcuk happened to his balls. I've grown fond of cats in recent years, used to hate them but find them rather cool creatures now. Threads a belter. Might decide to get one seeing as I'd be unable to get a dug. Edited April 27, 2016 by 1320Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Despite my absolute love of cats, I still don't understand why alot of landlords are ok with cats and not dogs. Cats are stupidly destructive. Carpets, curtains and couches are all deid within a year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Despite my absolute love of cats, I still don't understand why alot of landlords are ok with cats and not dogs. Cats are stupidly destructive. Carpets, curtains and couches are all deid within a year. Our latest is currently trying to remove all the wallpaper in the house. Better than the dug that used to chew holes in walls and doors, though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Apparently our wee nutter has a thing about flower pots now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 When I came down this morning the food bowl was empty, the litter tray was full and there was evidence of fur in every conceivable place in the living room so he'd obviously had a good scout about, scran and a shite during the wee hours. You're doing fine with the cat, he'll get more and more confident every day, keep him inside for a minimum of two weeks before you let him out. Word of warning though, he's going to absolutely wreck that fold down faux leather sofa, by clawing at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 He just popped out there, did a quick once round the living room and then back in behind the sofa. What about the cat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Young Muffy seems to have gone veggie. Bagged himself this pencil earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 (edited) I was never a cat guy till Monty turned up at my door scratched up and filthy, turns out his owner had died and animal control couldn't catch him, he'd been homeless for nearly two years, I walk and train dogs for a living, every night when I come home he'll sniff me for ages then attack and f**k off till feeding time, he's still prone to hiding under the bed after four years, he can be a tool at times but he's still cool Edited April 28, 2016 by stevieKTID 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Cats are fucking brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 I was never a cat guy till Monty turned up at my door scratched up and filthy, turns out his owner had died and animal control couldn't catch him, he'd been homeless for nearly two years, I walk and train dogs for a living, every night when I come home he'll sniff me for ages then attack and f**k off till feeding time, he's still prone to hiding under the bed after four years, he can be a tool at times but he's still cool Is that from your animal porn collection? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 I was never a cat guy till Monty turned up at my door scratched up and filthy, turns out his owner had died and animal control couldn't catch him, he'd been homeless for nearly two years, I walk and train dogs for a living, every night when I come home he'll sniff me for ages then attack and f**k off till feeding time, he's still prone to hiding under the bed after four years, he can be a tool at times but he's still cool These are the coolest cats. IMO. The ones that can live on their wits/on the wild side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 When I came down this morning the food bowl was empty, the litter tray was full and there was evidence of fur in every conceivable place in the living room so he'd obviously had a good scout about, scran and a shite during the wee hours. They do that - when we got the current incumbents the big one was out and about within a day or so, but the wee one alternated between hiding under a bed and behind a bookcase for about a fortnight, only coming out when we weren't there to eat or drop a log. We were beginning to wonder if he would ever make the adjustment - mate of mine used to have a ninja cat they only ever saw around the house about once a week - until one night when the missus was up at her folks' the wee guy came into the living room while I was watching TV and hopped up beside me. Not wanting to freak him out I just ignored him. After a couple of minutes, he started tapping my arm with his paw looking for attention. I've not been able to shake him off since. Took a lot of balls for him to pluck up the courage I reckon, which is ironic since he doesn't have any... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Royal Mail may ban deliveries over 'mail snatching' cat. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-36157538 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Check the state of that settee. I'll avoid posting mine if furniture is being judged here. Our female cat (back on page 1) is getting old and decrepit. Back legs so fucked that she sits like Jabba the Hutt, but has to let her back end fall down first. Tone deaf too, so yowls loudly and randomly (especially when in a room by herself). Also walk from the living room into the downstairs toilet (followed by yowling) as she's forgotten that the front door is on the left. Can't jump up onto stuff properly, so front claws are used to drag herself up, causing a big tear in the sofa (or settee or couch - now there's a thread idea). No point replacing the furniture until she snuffs it. Steals the male's food (or rather, the jelly bits off it) when he's not around thus causing food to go off quicker. Otherwise, a perfectly good pet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Royal Mail may ban deliveries over 'mail snatching' cat. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-36157538 The risk assessment forms we have to fill out at work have a check box for "dangerous animals". Imagine the minter having to check that then explain that it's a domestic cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanCityHibs Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Cats are fucking brilliant. This a million times. They were once gods and have never forgotten the fact. I have 2 ragdolls and they pretty much run my life 😀 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 This a million times. They were once gods and have never forgotten the fact. I have 2 ragdolls and they pretty much run my life Are you BSA's twin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanCityHibs Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Are you BSA's twin?No... why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Young cat has a taste for natural spring water.. Old cat not a big fan of water.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eoin Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Originally took in a stray cat, who then turned out to be pregnant. The mum and 4 of the kittens went to cat protection, but we kept the 2 daftest ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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