Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Update on the piles man. He’s off to the nick, not the hospital. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/haemorrhoids-pictures-man-sent-to-jail-for-23-weeks-for-threatening-dundee-housing-staff/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 21 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Circle of life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 That's efficient as f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Bert just got there in time. http://www.cowdenbeathfc.com/index.php?act=viewNews&id=2365 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Dad rang Northsound for daughter’s birth song but heard it was digital advert instead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 North-east clairvoyant shocked after fraudster impersonated her and tried to con people out of cash My irony meter just exploded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 I appreciate this isn't local news (unless you live in British Columbia), but this is possibly the funniest article I've read on the BBC News. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43632914 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 The @ICT_Chris of Pennsylvania? Take the new baby out for a drive to buy crack. Argue about type of breakfast oats. Brandish a baseball bat at the missus. Missus gets her daddy's gun. http://www.centredaily.com/news/nation-world/national/article208184449.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Evening news with a bold take on the local hero award. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Fury after Morrisons wouldn't sell couple meat pies before 9am https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/fury-after-morrisons-wouldnt-sell-14533827 Morrisons told The Gazette there is no “hard and fast policy” and meat pies are simply baked for 9am to match customer demand. But Tony suggested a more sinister explanation. “There’s more to this,” he said. “Morrisons have got their own agenda." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Fury after Morrisons wouldn't sell couple meat pies before 9amhttps://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/fury-after-morrisons-wouldnt-sell-14533827 Morrisons told The Gazette there is no “hard and fast policy” and meat pies are simply baked for 9am to match customer demand. But Tony suggested a more sinister explanation. “There’s more to this,” he said. “Morrisons have got their own agenda." Can’t help but think Tony, who eats fish and chips three times a week, is right and there is more to this. It’s the great pie scandal we all suspected! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 20 minutes ago, Stu said: Fury after Morrisons wouldn't sell couple meat pies before 9am https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/fury-after-morrisons-wouldnt-sell-14533827 Morrisons told The Gazette there is no “hard and fast policy” and meat pies are simply baked for 9am to match customer demand. But Tony suggested a more sinister explanation. “There’s more to this,” he said. “Morrisons have got their own agenda." I hope Cooplands sue them for everything they have. Quote “I wasn’t waiting 20 minutes so I went to Cooplands. I was disappointed to say the least.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: I hope Cooplands sue them for everything they have. Not a fucking lot by the look of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 The power of the press! https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/morrisons-announce-u-turn-row-14537620 “As we went to the till, this manager came over with a bunch of flowers in his hand. I politely declined and gave them to the wife. He said we’re sorry and gave me a bag of pies.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Morrison do realise that these moaning pie c***s have form? https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/local-news/couple-hit-with-injunction-3743923 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Rosyth man sent picture of his penis to woman trying to sell shoes on social media http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/16149256.rosyth-man-sent-picture-of-his-penis-to-woman-trying-to-sell-shoes-on-social-media/?ref=mr&lp=18 When interviewed by officers, Brown admitted he had the penis photo on his phone but said he must have pushed a button and sent it “by mistake”. :lol: ...by mistake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Rosyth man sent picture of his penis to woman trying to sell shoes on social media http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/16149256.rosyth-man-sent-picture-of-his-penis-to-woman-trying-to-sell-shoes-on-social-media/?ref=mr&lp=18 When interviewed by officers, Brown admitted he had the penis photo on his phone but said he must have pushed a button and sent it “by mistake”. ...by mistake Does he stay in Foot Place? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 13 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Does he stay in Foot Place? Hopefully not Wood Place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 1 hour ago, D.A.F.C said: Rosyth man sent picture of his penis to woman trying to sell shoes on social media http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/16149256.rosyth-man-sent-picture-of-his-penis-to-woman-trying-to-sell-shoes-on-social-media/?ref=mr&lp=18 When interviewed by officers, Brown admitted he had the penis photo on his phone but said he must have pushed a button and sent it “by mistake”. ...by mistake Loafers probably @Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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