Ya Bezzer! Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 On 10/31/2017 at 13:27, Shandon Par said: Face of Fife witch revealed (widn't have - looks like Rikki Fulton) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41775398 It's Miriam Margoyles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 People confused that water reflects. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/mysterious-boys-face-spotted-tay-fireworks/ Tina, who lives in Dundee, believes the appearance of a ‘face’ could be genuine mystery. “I am not sure it is a reflection because it is in the middle of the river,” she added. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Can't believe how much publicity a fucking swan getting run over could get... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-41963136 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH75 Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 13 minutes ago, NorthernLights said: Can't believe how much publicity a fucking swan getting run over could get... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-41963136 "the driver failed to stop at the scene" What were they expected to do? Stop and perform fucking mouth to mouth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 16 hours ago, EH75 said: "the driver failed to stop at the scene" What were they expected to do? Stop and perform fucking mouth to mouth? My (ex) stepdad got a criminal record for killing a swan. Barred from entering USA over it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Post Box Road’s post box is posted missing — and locals want it replaced post-haste https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/545612/post-box-roads-post-box-posted-missing-locals-want-replaced-post-haste/ Needs more "post" IMHO. Why the blur over the word before box? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 41 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Why the blur over the word before box? I've blown the conspiracy wide open by taking a different angle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 http://www.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/gwentnews/15675161.This_Newport_man_has_a_room_filled_with_4_000_mini_bottles_of_booze/any scientists confirm if the wife's explanation stacks up, or is someone at it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Not really a 'news' story as such, but underground Secret Bunker for sale in Inverness. Two subterranean levels, built to protect you and your family from either nuclear, biological or chemical attack. Comes with garage. https://www.highland.gov.uk/directory_record/802691/inverness_-_emergency_bunker/category/40/inverness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 http://www.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/gwentnews/15675161.This_Newport_man_has_a_room_filled_with_4_000_mini_bottles_of_booze/any scientists confirm if the wife's explanation stacks up, or is someone at it? Yep evaporation says Ron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Yep evaporation says Ron I had the exact same issue with my cable account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 People in Perth park badly then moan about fines. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/perth-kinross/549954/unwary-snared-in-perth-parking-row/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 People in Dundee park badly then moan about fines. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/553106/grandmother-outraged-over-70-parking-fines/ To add a serious note, it's a pretty low person who uses someone being raped as justification for parking somewhere that they would have parked anyway (it's always the same crap parking with shows at the Whitehall Theatre and I don't for one minute believe she ever intended to park on a back street, even before the rape). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 On 16/11/2017 at 12:39, Melanius Mullarkey said: Good point. Presumably the local ruffians have vandalised it with the word c**t or have drawn a cock and balls on it. If not, they should have. I'd have suggested 'DIRT' myself... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Quote A man who told police he was driving a tractor around Londonderry city centre "looking for women", has been fined. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-42136097 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Royalist click bait. http://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/News/Harry-and-Meghan-looking-for-a-new-Highland-home-29112017.htm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 RAF veteran shouted at ‘nuisance’ youths through traffic cone https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/556229/raf-veteran-shouted-at-nuisance-youths-through-traffic-cone/ Broken Britain.Is the Equaliser still about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Man pretended Greggs sausage roll was his penis to flash womanhttp://flip.it/AOW3mA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, MuckleMoo said: Man pretended Greggs sausage roll was his penis to flash womanhttp://flip.it/AOW3mA I wonder if the police inspected his old chap to see if they looked alike? Quote He was charged with a public order offence as he made the low-price pastry product ‘look like his penis’ Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/02/man-pretended-greggs-sausage-roll-was-his-penis-to-flash-woman-7126687/?ito=cbshare Twitter: https://twitter.com/MetroUK | Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MetroUK/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 First we can't have sausage rolls taking the place of Jesus in a nativity, and now we can't use them in a way that makes them look like a cock. Broken Britain indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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