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16 minutes ago, Stu said:

A chance to plug my own work: Rally driver banned for competing for mooning at competitor

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/castle-douglas-rally-ace-jock-11290822

Anyone guess the headline we went for?

Not looked at the link yet but I'll guess it includes the phrase "bum steer".

 

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24 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Not looked at the link yet but I'll guess it includes the phrase "bum steer".

 

It's good but it's not right as Roy Walker used to say. It had been in my intro but was removed. Think The Record used it for their headline. The headline on the web is totally different to the paper.

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2 hours ago, NorthernJambo said:

Drum roll please...
Bare faced cheek

Ha, wish I'd used that somewhere. We went with "Dark side of the moon".

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4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Woman angry that other woman cant get into lift with her dog because another woman is already in the lift with her pram.

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-mum-slams-woman-left-young-deaf-girl-tears-incident-wellgate-lift/

"Linzi Orrock-Petrie, 32, from Douglas, was getting into a lift in the lower mall with her baby daughter Darcie and friend Jacqueline at the same time as a girl with a hearing aid and a service dog."

 

Word salad.

 

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Woman angry that other woman cant get into lift with her dog because another woman is already in the lift with her pram.
https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-mum-slams-woman-left-young-deaf-girl-tears-incident-wellgate-lift/

Her face turned to disgust, shock, fear, loathing and contempt.
Think she was just bursting for a shite and needed every c**t to hurry up.
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20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Woman angry that other woman cant get into lift with her dog because another woman is already in the lift with her pram.

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-mum-slams-woman-left-young-deaf-girl-tears-incident-wellgate-lift/

Yet another incident of Bairns upsetting the physically disabled. @Bairnardo et al

They should all be taking the stairs anyway.

 

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Being loaded really must be tough. It’s a wonder she copes. Not having to work, worry or stress. Doing anything she likes whenever she likes. Having anything she wants. Christ, sounds murder right enough.
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20 hours ago, trainspotter said:

Lee Wallace has a rival

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/willie-wastles-bar-ayr-town-11286743

"And John is so determined to take the pub down that he has came out with a shocking claim."

Is there nobody at the Record with an English O-Grade (or whatever they're called these days)?

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23 hours ago, NorthernJambo said:


Being loaded really must be tough. It’s a wonder she copes. Not having to work, worry or stress. Doing anything she likes whenever she likes. Having anything she wants. Christ, sounds murder right enough.

Hope the lad isn't looking for indepth conversation from the burd if the following is anything to go by

 

“I was stuck in front of a financial adviser who was using words like investment bonds. I had no clue what they meant.”

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