Shandon Par Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 16 minutes ago, Stu said: A chance to plug my own work: Rally driver banned for competing for mooning at competitor http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/castle-douglas-rally-ace-jock-11290822 Anyone guess the headline we went for? Not looked at the link yet but I'll guess it includes the phrase "bum steer". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 24 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Not looked at the link yet but I'll guess it includes the phrase "bum steer". It's good but it's not right as Roy Walker used to say. It had been in my intro but was removed. Think The Record used it for their headline. The headline on the web is totally different to the paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Pervo Jock Gets His Arse Smacked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Drum roll please...Bare faced cheek 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: Drum roll please... Bare faced cheek Ha, wish I'd used that somewhere. We went with "Dark side of the moon". Edited October 5, 2017 by Stu 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Ha, wish I'd used that somewhere. We went with "Dark side of the moon". A missed opportunity. I think you should turn all your articles over to P&B to headline write. I only ask for 97% profits for thinking of this and £1 every time a line gets used. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/our-region/edinburgh/woman-reports-couple-having-noisy-sex-in-tent-in-leith-1-4582138Any of our Leith residents want to own up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/our-region/edinburgh/woman-reports-couple-having-noisy-sex-in-tent-in-leith-1-4582138Any of our Leith residents want to own up? And of course she had to share it on Facefud 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 14 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/our-region/edinburgh/woman-reports-couple-having-noisy-sex-in-tent-in-leith-1-4582138 Any of our Leith residents want to own up? Camping in Leith? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Woman angry that other woman cant get into lift with her dog because another woman is already in the lift with her pram. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-mum-slams-woman-left-young-deaf-girl-tears-incident-wellgate-lift/ "Linzi Orrock-Petrie, 32, from Douglas, was getting into a lift in the lower mall with her baby daughter Darcie and friend Jacqueline at the same time as a girl with a hearing aid and a service dog." Word salad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Woman angry that other woman cant get into lift with her dog because another woman is already in the lift with her pram.https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-mum-slams-woman-left-young-deaf-girl-tears-incident-wellgate-lift/ Her face turned to disgust, shock, fear, loathing and contempt. Think she was just bursting for a shite and needed every c**t to hurry up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Woman angry that other woman cant get into lift with her dog because another woman is already in the lift with her pram. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-mum-slams-woman-left-young-deaf-girl-tears-incident-wellgate-lift/ Yet another incident of Bairns upsetting the physically disabled. @Bairnardo et al They should all be taking the stairs anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Yet another incident of Bairns upsetting the physically disabled. @Bairnardo et al They should all be taking the stairs anyway. The Wellgate even has escalators. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Young lady dates young man.https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-fc-footballer-relationship-britains-youngest-euromillions-winner/ Being loaded really must be tough. It’s a wonder she copes. Not having to work, worry or stress. Doing anything she likes whenever she likes. Having anything she wants. Christ, sounds murder right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Lee Wallace has a rival http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/willie-wastles-bar-ayr-town-11286743 "And John is so determined to take the pub down that he has came out with a shocking claim." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Lee Wallace has a rivalhttp://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/willie-wastles-bar-ayr-town-11286743 "And John is so determined to take the pub down that he has came out with a shocking claim." 30 pills a day and a bad leg...boy should maybe give the pub a miss a while anyway! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 20 hours ago, trainspotter said: Lee Wallace has a rival http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/willie-wastles-bar-ayr-town-11286743 "And John is so determined to take the pub down that he has came out with a shocking claim." Is there nobody at the Record with an English O-Grade (or whatever they're called these days)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlton Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 23 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: Being loaded really must be tough. It’s a wonder she copes. Not having to work, worry or stress. Doing anything she likes whenever she likes. Having anything she wants. Christ, sounds murder right enough. Hope the lad isn't looking for indepth conversation from the burd if the following is anything to go by “I was stuck in front of a financial adviser who was using words like investment bonds. I had no clue what they meant.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 23 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Young lady dates young man. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-fc-footballer-relationship-britains-youngest-euromillions-winner/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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