NorthernJambo Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 DUNDEE MAN IN COURT AFTER TRYING TO HIT HIMSELF WITH A BRICKhttps://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-court-trying-hit-brick/ The photo really clears it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 minute ago, NorthernJambo said: The photo really clears it up. That is an incredible phenomenon (credit to Dee Man many moons back) of Fife/Tayside reporting. Using the laziest photos imaginable with each story. I'm glad they gave us that photo of a brick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 That is an incredible phenomenon (credit to Dee Man many moons back) of Fife/Tayside reporting. Using the laziest photos imaginable with each story. I'm glad they gave us that photo of a brick. It's like when they say "man meets panda" or something then the photo has the caption "joe bloggs (left) meets panda). Can never be too sure! I find simple things amusing, I'm okay with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Just now, NorthernJambo said: It's like when they say "man meets panda" or something then the photo has the caption "joe bloggs (left) meets panda). Can never be too sure! I find simple things amusing, I'm okay with that. They've gone route one with this purse snatching story. I think that's Bigmouth Strikes Again in the picture https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/purse-snatcher-steals-two-oap-women-dundee-city-centre/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 I'm pretty sure that in the unlikely event of wanting to hit myself with a brick - assuming I had a brick to hand - I could hit myself with it at the first time of asking. Also, did the officers investigating the scene not ascertain whether it was a brick, or only a brick-like object. Feels like we're only getting half the story here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Grimbo, is that you?... http://www.hackneygazette.co.uk/news/crime-court/chihuahua-paedo-jailed-again-after-police-find-children-s-toys-at-his-hackney-home-1-5081957 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 No expense spared on new signs on A9https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/perth-kinross/472586/flat-earth-believers-mark-a9-signs472586/ Someone on my Facebook keeps posting links to the Flat Earthers.What do they think happens when you get to the edge? Does God live there? Do you just fall into space? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Someone on my Facebook keeps posting links to the Flat Earthers. What do they think happens when you get to the edge? Does God live there? Do you just fall into space? They probably think it's somewhere north of the Kessock Bridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: DUNDEE MAN IN COURT AFTER TRYING TO HIT HIMSELF WITH A BRICK https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-court-trying-hit-brick/ I could only read that in the voice of the court reporter guy from Chewin the Fat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 hour ago, nsr said: I could only read that in the voice of the court reporter guy from Chewin the Fat. Then read it quietly. Ah'm oan the nightshift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: DUNDEE MAN IN COURT AFTER TRYING TO HIT HIMSELF WITH A BRICK https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-court-trying-hit-brick/ I like the dedication and enthusiasm of the Evening Telegraph Photo Editor to find the right library picture for the story. Is it against the law to attempt to hit yourself with a brick or similar object these days? H+S gone mad imo. Edited July 20, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 3 hours ago, nsr said: I could only read that in the voice of the court reporter guy from Chewin the Fat. Kirkcaldy sheriff court? Mon then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: DUNDEE MAN IN COURT AFTER TRYING TO HIT HIMSELF WITH A BRICK https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-court-trying-hit-brick/ Charged with attempted mortar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 8 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: The photo really clears it up. I'm glad the picture caption cleared up any ambiguity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Darren said: I'm glad the picture caption cleared up any ambiguity. You never know, it might have been one of these: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 On 20/07/2017 at 13:43, Melanius Mullarkey said: DUNDEE MAN IN COURT AFTER TRYING TO HIT HIMSELF WITH A BRICK https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-court-trying-hit-brick/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Family buy eggs. This made it on to the front page as a puff. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/475523/oueft-ten-out-of-ten-doublers-for-egg-cited-angus-family-is-no-yolk/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, Darren said: Family buy eggs. This made it on to the front page as a puff. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/475523/oueft-ten-out-of-ten-doublers-for-egg-cited-angus-family-is-no-yolk/ That stuff about a miracle is bollocks, it's not even unusual. Every few weeks the eggs we get from the fish van are all double yokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, welshbairn said: That stuff about a miracle is bollocks, it's not even unusual. Every few weeks the eggs we get from the fish van are all double yokes. I was more perturbed by the endless shit puns, tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 32 minutes ago, welshbairn said: That stuff about a miracle is bollocks, it's not even unusual. Every few weeks the eggs we get from the fish van are all double yokes. Marks and Spencers even sell double-yolk eggs. I'm guessing you have to shell out more for them though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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