Jacksgranda Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Clydebank wins something. http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/clydebank-man-charged-over-drive-by-potato-attacks-1-3654297 Just as well they published a photograph, otherwise we wouldn't have known what the weapon of choice looked like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Crowd problem at Dundee meeting.http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/dundee-gaelic-language-plan-meeting-postponed-after-one-person-turns-up-1.778499 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted January 10, 2015 Author Share Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) http://www.ayradvertiser.com/news/ayr/articles/2015/01/01/520033-jail-for-violent-coward/ "he snapped on September 11, when he seized hold of Ms Williamson, pushed her into a chair and laid into her." 50 shades of Ayr it isn't..... ETA: I think this journ is a Ned about 11 teen. Edited January 10, 2015 by Tryfield 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Alloa cops arrest TV... Four young people were arrested and charged after a “disturbance” in Alloa’s Pine Grove on Monday morning (5 January) – which allegedly started when they refused to turn down their television - Officers attended a flat within a five-story building in response to a noise complaint. A Police Scotland spokesperson told the Advertiser that the occupants, three of them teenagers, refused to interact with officers and would not leave the property. The spokesperson added that as a result police “had to escalate” their efforts to restore order, but “there was no danger” to the public. The spokesperson said: “A number of Police Scotland vehicles were present, but it was a controlled situation and everything was always done in a controlled manner. “Four people have been arrested and charged under Section 38 CJLSA 2010 (threatening or abusive behaviour).” Liam Young (16), Kirsty Taylor (18), Ryan Kenneth Douglas (22) and Carla Ann Gruar (17) will all appear in Alloa Sheriff Court at a later date in connection with the allegations. Officers initially arrived at the scene at around 1.30am. As the situation developed into a siege-type scenario, several police vehicles were deployed. Then one of the accused exited the property voluntarily around 6.30am. Finally, around 9.45am, police entered the flat and arrested the remaining three. Sources on social media who claim to have witnessed the situation reported seeing over 10 police vehicles at the scene alongside a number of ambulances. Another said they saw police in riot gear and carrying shields, and claimed that a nearby road was blocked in both directions. The property was later made secure and a council employee boarded the door up. Officers were seen taking a number of electronic items including the flat screen TV which led to the noise complaint. - See more at: http://www.alloaadvertiser.com/news/alloa/articles/2015/01/07/520573-four-to-appear-in-court-following-ninehour-police-operation-in-alloa/#sthash.xtE0ptKU.dpuf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Ukulele player denies indecency saying he just has 'jittery hands': http://news.stv.tv/tayside/306418-ukulele-player-dean-gilmartin-of-perth-cleared-of-indecency/ One witness told the court she had clearly seen Gilmartin with his genitals in his hand from almost 100 yards down the street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Ukulele player denies indecency saying he just has 'jittery hands': http://news.stv.tv/tayside/306418-ukulele-player-dean-gilmartin-of-perth-cleared-of-indecency/ Awfy keen eyesight to spot the offending toby from that distance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 The man was reportedly spotted in fields near next to a residential street over the festive and New Year period http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/inquiries-continue-into-stranger-sightings-in-crook-of-devon-1.786788 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Ukulele player denies indecency saying he just has 'jittery hands': http://news.stv.tv/tayside/306418-ukulele-player-dean-gilmartin-of-perth-cleared-of-indecency/ The case comes to a climax. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/don-t-fret-ukulele-player-was-only-tapping-out-a-tune-1.785052 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 The case comes to a climax. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/don-t-fret-ukulele-player-was-only-tapping-out-a-tune-1.785052 Fapping out a tune by the sound of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Fapping out a tune by the sound of it. Hopefully he'll be allowed to play on his banjo string in peace now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Dick Campbell takes the bus and sticks the nut on the driver... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 The takings my friend, are blowing in the wind......‘I’m absolutely devastated’ — Dundee mother’s £530 is blown away in the windhttp://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/video-i-m-absolutely-devastated-dundee-mother-s-530-is-blown-away-in-the-wind-1.790334 Opening theme from Budgie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 The takings my friend, are blowing in the wind......‘I’m absolutely devastated’ — Dundee mother’s £530 is blown away in the windhttp://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/video-i-m-absolutely-devastated-dundee-mother-s-530-is-blown-away-in-the-wind-1.790334 "Two £20 have been found". Darn, rules out the jackpot of finding one of those Tayside £500 notes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 "I thought, oh well, it has been about an hour and I haven't kicked the bucket, so I must be OK,": http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-18/slithery-surprise-for-women-as-snakes-invade-two-darwin-homes/6023824 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 There's a Darwin suburb called Humpty Doo?! Eh there is and just a wee bit north west of Woolloomooloo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 There's a Darwin suburb called Humpty Doo?! It was a motor reaction to falling off the wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Monifieth gnome attack http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/angus/gnome-attack-leaves-monifieth-mum-living-in-fear-1.790555 I have a gnome in the garden - could have been me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Well it is local to some Brazilians... 'Kinda' safe for work BTW... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/brazilian-women-stage-topless-protest-5014059 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 The takings my friend, are blowing in the wind...... ‘I’m absolutely devastated’ — Dundee mother’s £530 is blown away in the wind http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/video-i-m-absolutely-devastated-dundee-mother-s-530-is-blown-away-in-the-wind-1.790334 She must be big in oil and gas carrying that much round with her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 "I thought, oh well, it has been about an hour and I haven't kicked the bucket, so I must be OK,": http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-18/slithery-surprise-for-women-as-snakes-invade-two-darwin-homes/6023824 No "innocent till proven guilty" down under then? "The officers entered the house and took the slippery sinful slimy shifty serpent into custody," police said in a statement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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