Shandon Par Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Shoddy journalism. How can it be a solo sex act if he is fisting a cow at the time? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 How not to alleviate tension if the police come knocking at your door: McPhee told police: “The first one through the door is getting their head split open.” “It will be the worst mistake of your lives, you’ll see.” When told a warrant had been granted for his arrest in Aberdeen, McPhee began shouting: “It’s f****** Friday. Come back on Sunday or Monday. Now f*** off.” http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/15917235.Police_threatened_during_stand_off_at_travellers____site/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Sticking with Kelty: Benefits claimant claiming dad lost his entire life savings in a mysterious heist and then suddenly becoming in possession of three new cars after going on holiday and coming back with bigger tits may spark some suspicions.: http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/15920422.A_boob_job__a_holiday__three_cars__a_Dyson__a_computer_and_eight_pairs_of_Ugg_boots___how_Kelty_couple_spent_dad_s_life_savings_after_they_raided_safe/?ref=mr&lp=1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Fucking hell, what's a slow news day like in the dunfermline press 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Superman spotted in Arbroath: https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/593906/man-knocked-unconscious-superman-assault-arbroath-nightclub/ Police seeking: White male 6ft tall In his twenties Wears superman logo Has s***e tattoos that could easily be concealed under long sleeves Likes causing trouble in bars: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Superman spotted in Arbroath: https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/593906/man-knocked-unconscious-superman-assault-arbroath-nightclub/ Police seeking: White male 6ft tall In his twenties Wears superman logo Has s***e tattoos that could easily be concealed under long sleeves Likes causing trouble in bars: Was he wearing a bunnet and ranting a lot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Was he wearing a bunnet and ranting a lot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Quote A man has admitted defacing a shelter and tunnel by writing his phone number and asking women to call him for sex. Victor Rae, 46, wrote the graffiti on the shelter and tunnel on Aberdeen’s Beach Esplanade between October 13 and November 7 last year. Fiscal depute Kelly Mitchell told Aberdeen Sheriff Court police received intelligence about the graffiti on the shelter and the tunnel, and recognised the lettering as similar to previous messages written by Rae. One message asked if any women were interested in sex. Another included his phone number and said: “Come on ladies, call me.” Ms Mitchell said: “The mobile phone number was the phone number that the police had on their system for the accused.” The shelter wall had to be repainted at a cost of £75 and the tunnel wall had to be power cleaned, costing £150. Mike Monro, Rae’s solicitor, said the matter had been “disastrous for him from start to finish”. Rae pleaded guilty to wilfully or recklessly damaging property. Sheriff Philip Mann deferred sentence on Rae, whose address was given as School Avenue, Aberdeen, until next month for reports. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/aberdeen-man-admits-defacing-shelter-with-phone-number-and-message-asking-women-to-call-him-for-sex/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Definitely someone on P&B. 100% guaranteed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Hamster murdering in the Miami Herald - http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article198971069.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Kelty... again: http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/15924956.Woman_didn__39_t_react_well_when_neighbours_told_her_they_couldn__39_t_give_her_a_lift_to_Kirkcaldy/?ref=mr&lp=7 Moral of the story: Never be busy as your neighbour may suddenly come around looking for you to drive her 15 miles and then boot your door in if you fail to provide her on-demand taxi service. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 https://cities.scotsman.com/the-uks-first-sex-doll-brothel-has-opened-in-a-small-village-in-scotland/Will be local, and no doubt of interest, to some on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 15 minutes ago, NJ2 said: https://cities.scotsman.com/the-uks-first-sex-doll-brothel-has-opened-in-a-small-village-in-scotland/ Will be local, and no doubt of interest, to some on here. I lived in Quarter for a few years. Could have been me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 15 hours ago, Funky Nosejob said: I lived in Quarter for a few years. Could have been me. How much? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Locals fail to understand “handbrake failure”. Twice. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/602202/mystery-car-ends-waters-broughty-ferry-beach/ https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/shock-empty-mazda-rolls-middle-busy-dundee-road-almost-hits-cop-car/ The second one is particularly impressive for taking something so utterly trivial and making it sound like the biggest drama seen in the history of Dundee the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Pray for @19QOS19 http://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/15999188.greenock-man-tells-how-ticket-collector-job-has-ruined-his-life/?ref=mr&lp=1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I know what he's going through. Some scummy mummy called me a pussy the other day Moved it here before you replied as I put it in the wrong thread. Edited February 18, 2018 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 From our American friends https://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2018/02/16/impd-menards-shoplifter-escapes-feces-attack/344426002/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: From our American friends https://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2018/02/16/impd-menards-shoplifter-escapes-feces-attack/344426002/ The Indy Star is shite at spelling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: From our American friends https://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2018/02/16/impd-menards-shoplifter-escapes-feces-attack/344426002/ That’s fucking grim. The shite was obviously premeditated and had probably been brewing in her drawers for a good while beforehand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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