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20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

"In 2013 he walked through the centre of Bideford with his penis erect claiming he was celebrating Cornish Independence Hard-on Day"

Fair play to Mr Nugent. 

Local characters thread for this c**t!

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15 minutes ago, trainspotter said:

Talking pie in rambling anecdote shocker

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/ayrshire-music-legend-sydney-devine-11010691

"Steak ’n’ Kidney, 77, recalls"....

Unable to sing song that hadn't been written sensation.

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1 hour ago, trainspotter said:

Talking pie in rambling anecdote shocker

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/ayrshire-music-legend-sydney-devine-11010691

"Steak ’n’ Kidney, 77, recalls"....

"Guitar hero Glen Campbell strolled into Ayr's Darlington Hotel in front of shocked guests in 1973 and delighted just 250 fans with an impromptu set."

Was the rest of the audience not happy then?

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2 hours ago, senorsoupe said:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/quebec-man-fights-back-after-dealer-remotely-disables-car-over-200-fee-1.4265588

I'm going to post this one from my dad's hometown, mostly for the t-shirt the guy is wearing while being interviewed. 

Bit worrying if the technology fucked up and your car was demobilised going at 75 mph on a busy multi lane motorway/freeway/whatever you call them in Canada.

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Just now, welshbairn said:

Bit worrying if the technology fucked up and your car was demobilised going at 75 mph on a busy multi lane motorway/freeway/whatever you call them in Canada.

Yeah, it was a shitty thing for the dealership to do for sure.  Also in Quebec they are called Autoroutes (like in France) while the rest just call them either highways or freeways.

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Bit worrying if the technology fucked up and your car was demobilised going at 75 mph on a busy multi lane motorway/freeway/whatever you call them in Canada.

I think all it does is disable the starter so as long as the engine is running it will keep going
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2 hours ago, The Master said:

I reckon if anyone turns up with the board looking for some soup is going to get the seven shades of shite kicked out them by Gordon amd his crew.

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13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Why is it that every local rag these days has a landmark story about:

1. Someone who has cancer but has beaten it,

2. Someone who has cancer and is terminal,

3. Someone who has recently died of cancer.

I get it is that its terrible but is it really newsworthy?

Papers aren't for buying any more but driving FB traffic from full time mummys.

PS who is the dame on your avatar.

Edited by invergowrie arab
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A few tips for those learning to drive..

1. Don't be off yer tits on heroin

2. Choose a driving instructor who can drive

3. Use L plates

4. Have insurance

5. Don't crash

Cheryl Ring, Kelty, failed on all of these counts.

http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/15507083.Kelty_learner_driver_was_on_drugs/?ref=mr&lp=1

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Hungarian man moves from Hungary to start new life in Dunfermline working at Amazon. Brings all his worldly possessions (a knuckleduster, knives and a crossbow). Gets nicked.

http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/15503189.Hungarian_moved_to_West_Fife_armed_with_knuckleduster__knives_and_crossbow/?ref=mr&lp=10

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