Flybhoy Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Prince Phillip gave Kate Middleton an STD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Magee is the funniest person on this forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Magee is the funniest person on this forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 While studying at London Goldsmith's University, Kim Jong Un played bass guitar in a student band by the name of Fibrous Berry. Going by the pseudonym Lee Yang Te, he was one of two session bass players used on both Evergreen by Will Young and Pure and Simple by Hear'Say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Oak trees of similar age grow exactly the identical number of leaves each year. No other species of tree does this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 If you put a piece of raw liver next to a glass of milk,the liver will actually crawl into the glass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Laszlo Biro only invented the ballpoint pen because birds became practically extinct in Hungary and the demand for suitable "pen-lengthed" feathers led to the now legendary "Budapest Pigeon Riots" of 1929. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 The soap opera Dallas was originally set in Dallas in Moray and involved two feuding distillery owners called the Barnes and the Ewings. However the US producers decided to move the whole thing over to Texas and basically changed everything apart from the names of the two families and the occasional mention of Elgin City Football Club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Bumblebees are so called because in medieval times it was believed that they had a little bell in their anus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 John Viagra invented the erection in 1111. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 The system of calculating and marking things as a percentage is named after Dutch mathematician O. Ratio Percent. (circa 1783). Although he wasn't the first to come up with this type of calculation he greatly improved a more basic system which had been devised about 100 years earlier by Scottish Professor, Mark Soota-Hunner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 (edited) The BBC employs 10 times as more Jeremy's than they do Davids. They also employed their first Riley in 2016, but he was swiftly sacked for setting fire to a dustbin. Edited April 26, 2017 by Tony Ferrino 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Freshly picked scabs are considered a delicacy in Samoa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 In Togo, there are no takeaway restaurants. Confusing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Captain Birdseye is made up completely of fish fingers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Following the death of Nelson Mandela the South African Government put forward a proposal to change the name of their main currency from the Rand to the Mandela. When a vote was taken however the result, by a small majority, was to keep the Rand. As a compromise the Government decided to mint a limited number of Nelson Mandela commemorative coins to hand out around various towns throughout the Country, but demand massively outweighed the number of coins available and there were near riots as people queued for their free Nelson Mandela. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 The grid-style streets of Glasgow city centre were built north-south / east-west on a sloping hill (uphill being north) to put a stop to East End peasants getting lost and entering West End areas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 If Celtic finish the season undefeated it will be an achievement they can be proud of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Somalia is so named as all its inhabitants are experts on fine wine & drink / food combinations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 In seven states in the U.S. and in three European countries, there is no legal requirement to be licensed to fly a helicopter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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