bullywee Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 T-shirt slogans are a passion of mine. A passion suppressed by my social status. But with the relative cloak of anonymity offered by the internet I can finally share and discuss with like-minded T-slogan enthusiasts. Here are my top 5: 1. 'I'm With Stupid ->' - The classic of the genre and a slogan that raises a hearty chortle from all that look upon it. Makes the wearers companion look a right mug. 2. 'Keep Calm And Get The Beers In' - Laddage in it's written form. 3. 'If Found Please Return To The Pub' - Hilarious, practical and lets everyone know that there's a drinker in their midst, a drinker that gets so drunk that he actually manages to leave the pub without realising it. 4. 'Body Of A God (front) Shame It's a Buddah (back)' - The best thing about this particular slogan is that the wearer is usually fat, so when you see him coming towards you, you're like 'A deity would not cut about looking like that', but then he walks past, you have a look at the back of the T-shirt and then the joke hits you like a sledgehammer. I literally cry with laughter every time I see this one. 5. 'To The Pub!!!' - This particular slogan is accompanied by a guy poking his head out of a tank, letting you know that this man's passion for consuming alcohol is such that nothing will stop him in his quest to reach a public house, not even a full-scale combat situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 D.A.D.D Dad's Against Daughters Dating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 1. "KEEP CALM AND STAY SWAGGY" - No explanation required really, and defeats the purpose of having any other poxy-in-comparison efforts filling places 2 through 5 in measly fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcor Roar Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians. Actually doesn't sound fun at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dee Man Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 "Morning postie, would you like a cup of tea?" "Would you like a punch in the fucking mouth?" Postman Plod, Viz t-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 1. 'I'm With Stupid ->' - The classic of the genre and a slogan that raises a hearty chortle from all that look upon it. Makes the wearers companion look a right mug. When I was 14 I had one of these, with a twist. The arrow was pointing like this ^. It was self-deprecation at its finest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotownClic Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 I had the cool as f**k Inspiral Carpets T-shirt when I was a young indie kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 This was one my favourites for years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pride Of The Clyde Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 What do we want A cure for tourettes When do we want it CNUT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Capsule Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 "Calm down now, let's not turn this gang rape into a murder." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Totally unacceptable of course, but the one with the cast from Reservoir Dogs wearing orange sashes with the caption "Reservoir Prods" was quite funny....although maybe not up in Garngad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEEJANGO Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Nike Adidas Puma Hi-Tec Gola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 I used to have a 'Adolf Hitler European Tour' with the dates on the back with britain 'cancelled' that I loved when I was about 14. I'd forgotten all about that one, classic (when you're 14). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted July 8, 2013 Author Share Posted July 8, 2013 Saw a cracker today; 'Save Water, Drink Beer'. Perhaps less relevant in Scotland, but for the South of England this could be the perfect alternative to the the hosepipe ban. I was thinking of telling the guy about Victorian Britain where it was common for people to only drink beer/ ale as the water was so unclean, but he would probably have creamed his pants, getting some on the floor in the process and, seeing as I was working at the time, I would have had to clean it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trussells Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Saw a cracker today; 'Save Water, Drink Beer'. Perhaps less relevant in Scotland, but for the South of England this could be the perfect alternative to the the hosepipe ban. I was thinking of telling the guy about Victorian Britain where it was common for people to only drink beer/ ale as the water was so unclean, but he would probably have creamed his pants, getting some on the floor in the process and, seeing as I was working at the time, I would have had to clean it up. You think this is good banter? Other than being complete bullshit since the main component of beer is water, it's horrible patter, par for the course for most T-Shirt slogans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted July 8, 2013 Author Share Posted July 8, 2013 You think this is good banter? Other than being complete bullshit since the main component of beer is water, it's horrible patter, par for the course for most T-Shirt slogans. Get out of my thread. Get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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