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In lads, I promise to bring a round of shots for everyone seeing as I'm a dece bloke.

What's everyone for?

15 lads bombs for me please.

#pieceofdece

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Because of the upturn in the use of "dece" and "bants" by the Livi-Trolls, I've started mentioning it normal life. Yesterday I told my girlfriend she was "dece bants", to which she thought I was being sarcastic, once she stopped shouting I asked if she could still see me through the tears of seethe.

This site does bad things to the vocabulary

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Tbh it doesn't sound like your shorty is dece bants at all.

I can see why she thought you were being sarcy.

She is actually quite short yes

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Do you have to be an acne-ridden, balding, VL checkout worker at Sainsburys to join this club? Or can anyone join?

Pretty trag.

VLs only, defo. VVs too, probs.

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