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My wife is away on holiday with her sister for a week. I'm also off work and intend drinking vast quantities of Tennents lager and doing a power of wanking.


I had that Saturday - Wednesday although I had to work. I am still not 100% over it.
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It was nice meeting you last night & I’m touchy because I have the hangover from hell.
I got home about half an hour ago and I'm missing a bit of my thumb following an argument with a dog. No excuses.
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Any hayfever sufferers I'd recommend the Kenalog injection. My hayfever has been awful for years and I recently found out I could pay to get this injection. It's actually worked. Haven't had any symptoms in 3/4 weeks now. Being able to go outside in summer voluntarily is a right shock to the system.

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6 hours ago, Granny Danger said:

The ‘Three Lions’ song has suffered the biggest ever drop in the charts, from no 1 spot to 97 in one week after Croatia beat Engurland in the semis.  :lol:

 

Well yeah. Who would still be buying it after? :huh:

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