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3 hours ago, throbber said:

Watching the Human Centipede right now and it's a right breath of fresh air.

Literally the opposite. Unless you associate fresh air with the smell of dung.

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4 hours ago, throbber said:

Watching the Human Centipede right now and it's a right breath of fresh air.

Bit impractical though, the design needs re-engineering by DA Baracus for that ergonomic flair he has.

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3 person centipede, you in the middle. Go.



Michelle Keegan or Kaley Cuoco in front of me. The list would be endless for the back end. Maybe Jordan. It would be a nice change of pace for her with utter shite going in her mouth rather than out it.

And FWIW The Human Centipede is an utterly dreadful film.
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7 hours ago, 19QOS19 said:

 

 


Michelle Keegan or Kaley Cuoco in front of me. The list would be endless for the back end. Maybe Jordan. It would be a nice change of pace for her with utter shite going in her mouth rather than out it.

And FWIW The Human Centipede is an utterly dreadful film.

 

 

Behave; it's a cinematic masterpiece.

Kelly Brook in front and Katie Hopkins behind for me please.

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The second ones actually worse than the first.


Are you talking about in terms of being a good movie or in terms of brutality? I won't get to watch the tonight but will let you know how i find it.
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Second one's like they tried to make a serious art film out of the concept. The third one is like an experiment to make actual physical excrement seep out of your TV. I might actually prefer being Human Centipedoed to watching that again.

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Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said:

The third one sounds like Talksport: the Movie.

 

The main character is like that red-haired troll c**t on Talksport on a massive Tony Montana coke frenzy.

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