Swarley Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Have you not seen the film 2001: A Space Odyssey before? It’s only a matter of time before Alexa locks you in your house and turns the temperature up to 1000 degrees and melts you alive. You appear to be perspiring Dave? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 After not turning up on Sunday and leaving me the equivalent of two days' work yesterday morning - which is the busiest day of the week anyway - the boy who should have been in on Sunday morning actually turned up for his shift last night and got his arse booted. Also I'm off until the 12th of March so I no longer care. Also this is the 12000th reply to this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Also this is the 12000th reply to this thread. Naw it isnae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 20 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: 20 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Had no idea those bulbs existed either. I'll be purchasing tomorrow. Like GD, I thought it required something a lot more technical. When you look online ( I presume you have) their are fair few different ones. Not just a matter of putting them in and that's it. Do you're homework on them Gman, if it learns to lay slabs you're fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Currently speaking with a project manager based in India over IM. The guys name is Surender. He's asked me a daft question and whether I've completed the task that he's half arsedly sent to me, which left a total tap in for me to answer "No, Surender...." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Currently speaking with a project manager based in India over IM. The guys name is Surender. He's asked me a daft question and whether I've completed the task that he's half arsedly sent to me, which left a total tap in for me to answer "No, Surender...." Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright They just seem a little weird. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 On 2/20/2018 at 07:15, G_Man1985 said: we are way behind nations like Japan* indeed; i yearn for the day that bukkake is on the national curriculum, there are vending machines on street corners selling schoolgirl's panties and we're all drinking pocari sweat.... *selectively edited to justify lowbrow smut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Herman I think you may have some issues that need looked at. As long as they are looked at outwith P&B where I will not be further subjected, I agree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 33 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: indeed; i yearn for the day that bukkake is on the national curriculum, there are vending machines on street corners selling schoolgirl's panties and we're all drinking pocari sweat.... *selectively edited to justify lowbrow smut 120m people just about covered (no pun intended) in one sweeping statement..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Might just do it anyway. #Moneybags Ikea have smart bulbs now as do Hive and Philips Hue. I've got the Hue bulbs in some of the rooms and they are excellent. I've got the colour changing ones in the living room and a light strip behind the TV for bias lighting. I wouldn't fancy putting some unknown gearbest WiFi bulb on my network. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Can’t believe there are troglodytes who still don’t control their central heating via their phones. Wierdos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 (edited) It would drive me mad having to ask "Alexa" outloud to do things I already do without thinking. Edited February 21, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 If you asked Alexa to murder Bono, who would be responsible for his death, you or her programmers? Asking for a friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said: If you asked Alexa to murder Bono, who would be responsible for his death, you or her programmers? Asking for a friend. You'd probably get a hundredweight of dog biscuits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You'd probably get a hundredweight of dog biscuits. That's not a bad reward, to be fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 I understand someone received a delivery of cat food from Amazon that they didn't order, and it turned out their Alexa ordered it because there was an advert on the telly for Alexa, and Alexa picked up on this. #AlexaCeption 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 I understand someone received a delivery of cat food from Amazon that they didn't order, and it turned out their Alexa ordered it because there was an advert on the telly for Alexa, and Alexa picked up on this. #AlexaCeption Easily done imho. Our Google Home will frequently spring into life because its picked up something someone said on the tv. It's supposed to only respond to OK Google or Hey Google but its clearly listening to everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Alexa maybe understands cat speak. " Okay Charly, you want me to order you two tons of catnip, some fish, some cream and some rat poison to feed to the dog?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Alexa maybe understands cat speak. " Okay Charly, you want me to order you two tons of catnip, some fish, some cream and some rat poison to feed to the dog?". You’ll understand what’s happened once Rents keels over then. Excellent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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