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The bird went out for the shopping about 45 minutes ago with no jacket and in her "fashionable" jeans that have massive holes at the knees. When I told her she would be cold, she laughed and told me not to be so fucking stupid.

As I look out the window at the West End blizzard, I can't wait to tell her it get it right up her when she gets in. Which I won't actually do because I'm not stupid, and I'm a shitebag.

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34 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:

The bird went out for the shopping about 45 minutes ago with no jacket and in her "fashionable" jeans that have massive holes at the knees. When I told her she would be cold, she laughed and told me not to be so fucking stupid.

As I look out the window at the West End blizzard, I can't wait to tell her it get it right up her when she gets in. Which I won't actually do because I'm not stupid, and I'm a shitebag.

Sensible. We all occasionally have to choose between getting it right up her, and getting it right up her.

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On 19/01/2018 at 08:23, Boghead ranter said:

Just found a box of 24 bottles of MGD, in my cupboard under the stairs, that I forgot I had.  And it's still in date.

Rotten. 

If i had been traversing across the Gobi desert for 3 months and i spotted a pub that only served Miller, i'd genuinely think twice about entering.

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8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

A wholsesome afternoon of bookies, then pub to watch the results lined up here.

All facilitated by the ever charismatic J R Tennent.

Most pleasing.

Obviously I hope your team gets pumped but sounds a fine day otherwise. 

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1 minute ago, Bairnardo said:
1 minute ago, Shandon Par said:
More time to prepare for the tough relegation battle ahead.

Yet another RTBC.... Some day for Bairnardo...

Not even 10am and you’re guaranteed not to see your team get pumped. Glorious.  I’m in the Kent countryside so will be dodging East End. 

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A wholsesome afternoon of bookies, then pub to watch the results lined up here.

All facilitated by the ever charismatic J R Tennent.

Most pleasing.


Point of order Sir!
You've missed an initial out, it's JVR Tennent. I think you'll enjoy your pint even more now you are furnished with this knowledge!

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18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
32 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
It's  J & R Tennent, you mugs!

Be nice or f**k off

It is though, John and Robert Tennent, trading since 1769. You really should know this stuff.

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