Mark Connolly Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 The bird went out for the shopping about 45 minutes ago with no jacket and in her "fashionable" jeans that have massive holes at the knees. When I told her she would be cold, she laughed and told me not to be so fucking stupid. As I look out the window at the West End blizzard, I can't wait to tell her it get it right up her when she gets in. Which I won't actually do because I'm not stupid, and I'm a shitebag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 34 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: The bird went out for the shopping about 45 minutes ago with no jacket and in her "fashionable" jeans that have massive holes at the knees. When I told her she would be cold, she laughed and told me not to be so fucking stupid. As I look out the window at the West End blizzard, I can't wait to tell her it get it right up her when she gets in. Which I won't actually do because I'm not stupid, and I'm a shitebag. Sensible. We all occasionally have to choose between getting it right up her, and getting it right up her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 46 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: I've put on weight. Yassssssssss You'll be in double figures soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 7 hours ago, sjc said: Got the all clear from my 1st follow up CT scan today although I have developed a fatty liver. One step at a time though Good news bud 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Scottish Cup weekend 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Scottish Cup weekend Sportscene on a Saturday night! [emoji106] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Sportscene on a Saturday night! [emoji106] Sportscenes! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myko Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 On 19/01/2018 at 08:23, Boghead ranter said: Just found a box of 24 bottles of MGD, in my cupboard under the stairs, that I forgot I had. And it's still in date. Rotten. If i had been traversing across the Gobi desert for 3 months and i spotted a pub that only served Miller, i'd genuinely think twice about entering. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: A wholsesome afternoon of bookies, then pub to watch the results lined up here. All facilitated by the ever charismatic J R Tennent. Most pleasing. Obviously I hope your team gets pumped but sounds a fine day otherwise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Just now, Bairnardo said: 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Obviously I hope your team gets pumped but sounds a fine day otherwise. Games off m8. Unlucks. More time to prepare for the tough relegation battle ahead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: More time to prepare for the tough relegation battle ahead. Yet another RTBC.... Some day for Bairnardo... Not even 10am and you’re guaranteed not to see your team get pumped. Glorious. I’m in the Kent countryside so will be dodging East End. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, Tynieness said: Fox hunting tory w**k. Love a fox. Would happily hunt and shoot Tories though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 22 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Ftfy properly this time Did always like wearing my granny’a fox fur scarf right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: She never wore any. Didn't your grandad complain about the whistling noise? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dug Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 A wholsesome afternoon of bookies, then pub to watch the results lined up here. All facilitated by the ever charismatic J R Tennent. Most pleasing. Point of order Sir!You've missed an initial out, it's JVR Tennent. I think you'll enjoy your pint even more now you are furnished with this knowledge! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dug Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 I stand humbly corrected and I thank you for quenching my thirst for knowledge almost as well as dear old JVR quenches my thirst for his golden ambrosia. You're welcome - always happy to participate in a spot of light pedantry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 It's J & R Tennent, you mugs! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 29 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's J & R Tennent, you mugs! Be nice or f**k off All those years drinking the stuff and rattling on about it and you didn't even know the name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 32 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's J & R Tennent, you mugs! Be nice or f**k off It is though, John and Robert Tennent, trading since 1769. You really should know this stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: I just took someone at their word. I though you at least would have some respect for the history of the golden nectar. I'm frankly disappointed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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