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Just now, The_Kincardine said:

I'm desolate.  I was planning to invite you to the BBC Radio Theatre with me followed by a lamb curry.  Is that a no?

Raincheck my good man. I'd rather spend an evening reading Zen Archer posts, but appreciate the invitation. 

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3 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said:

Is that your 'reason to be cheerful' contribution of the day?

Please take on board the sage advice offered.    Your strike ratio is less than 1:5, which if we're completely honest isn't very good.   

I see a lot of England pace bowler Devon Malcolm in you and your offerings on here, in that:   You give 100%.  You have potential but are scattergun erratic.  You're notoriously inconsistent depending on your fluid intake.   Chuck a bat in your hand and you're regularly stumped, as per the awful reply I've quoted.    

 

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3 minutes ago, PB 4.2 said:

Please take on board the sage advice offered.    Your strike ratio is less than 1:5, which if we're completely honest isn't very good.   

I see a lot of England pace bowler Devon Malcolm in you and your offerings on here, in that:   You give 100%.  You have potential but are scattergun erratic.  You're notoriously inconsistent depending on your fluid intake.   Chuck a bat in your hand and you're regularly stumped, as per the awful reply I've quoted.    

 

I think both you and young Rab are refugees from the 'reasons to be dyspeptic' thread.

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10 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said:

I think both you and young Rab are refugees from the 'reasons to be dyspeptic' thread.

The voices are holding you back, sir.    

Get back in the practise nets, bowl slower, and work on your accuracy.     

Line and length..

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