Adam Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 I hope he had the common decency to give you a reach around. You'd know mate... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Adam said: You'd know mate... Hoisted by my own petard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 On 30/06/2017 at 08:51, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: After nearly 10 years I am finally a peggle professor! 5 hours ago, Adam said: Got my hole last night. "Peggle Professor" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 What the fuk is a peggle professor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 26 minutes ago, BigBo10 said: What the fuk is a peggle professor? If I'm interpreting it correctly, it appears to be someone who has been anally penetrated by Adam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 This cheap Aldi beer the father-in-law bought is going down a fucking treat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Is that: A) a net curtain;B) your wife's wedding dress, orC) both of the above as they are one and the same thing. ETA: did your lottery come up? A, B, C - Nope it's a table cover. ETA - Did it f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: A, B, C - Nope it's a table cover. ETA - Did it f**k. Are you a 90 year old woman? Or do you live with a 90 year old woman? Do you have these in the toilet too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Are you a 90 year old woman? Or do you live with a 90 year old woman? Do you have these in the toilet too? I'm up north for a week and staying in a rented cottage. I did not choose the decor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 13 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: I'm up north for a week and staying in a rented cottage. I did not choose the decor. That rug really ties the room together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 23 hours ago, Adam said: Got my hole last night. Ditto. And this morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Ditto. And this morning [emoji5] Yass!!Do I know her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Adam and Smurph were having sex with one another IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Adam and Smurph were having sex with one another IMO. Aye, and Smurph didn't even wake Adam up this morning- just had a wee sneaky. Inconsiderate lover IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 29 minutes ago, Adam said: Yass!! Do I know her? I wouldn't think so 10 minutes ago, throbber said: Adam and Smurph were having sex with one another IMO. There are far worse men to shag than Adam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Smurph said: I wouldn't think so Is she from up your Gran's bit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Watching the Human Centipede right now and it's a right breath of fresh air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: Watching the Human Centipede right now and it's a right breath of fresh air. Great film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: Is she from up your Gran's bit? She's actually from your bit, but the deed was done at ma bit, which is your old bit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Great film. Very arousing anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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