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Homeless guy sitting beside the bus stop, had a packet of mentos sweets in my bag. Gave them to him. Unsure why I did but yeah he appreciated it. ( good sweets) felt good doing it .

Should've gave him a bottle of cola too
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Just now, KnightswoodBear said:

My da's hoose is up for sale.

Oooft, I'm nowhere near in a position to buy anywhere yet sadly, purely renting, just sick of sharing a close with the local scheme goblins and troglodytes, and seen a couple of houses nearby that aren't much more than what I'm paying just now.

Good luck selling the gaff! 

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1 hour ago, Adam said:

Oooft, I'm nowhere near in a position to buy anywhere yet sadly, purely renting, just sick of sharing a close with the local scheme goblins and troglodytes, and seen a couple of houses nearby that aren't much more than what I'm paying just now.

Good luck selling the gaff! 

He might let you stay there till he sells it. Then you can change the locks.

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4 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said:

My da's hoose is up for sale.

I have searched a few times but can't find it, but one of the funniest posts I've read on P&B was before one of the Subcrawls.

You declared your excitement that the day was here and you incurred your dad's ire by jumping up and down on his bed despite not living with him and travelling half way across town to do so.

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I am nearly, NEARLY finished staining the garden fence. Just the gate to go. By f**k it's a big fence. My feet, back and arms are killing me but the garden is going to look so good when it's done I have a sad masochistic pleasure in getting it finished. 

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1 minute ago, Tynieness said:

Superb I have been at mine between showers for weeks now.

Got 19 slats to go out of nearly 700.  Its been an ordeal, but will be almost disappointed that the battle is over.

Mine is so awkward. Not just slats but those privacy bars so there are wee panes of wood between the slats. Looks great but fucking murder to paint.

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Why, you must be knighted at once!
You did it because for 3 seconds of effort, it made you feel good.
The fact that it was meaningless in the context of actually helping this guy is irrelevant.
Minimal effort, superficial, feelings of having "achieved".
How very generation millenium.
You should slap this onto your CV under "Charity".
 

Clearly you were the homeless chap in this instance with a hatred of mentos
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2 hours ago, oaksoft said:

Why, you must be knighted at once!

You did it because for 3 seconds of effort, it made you feel good.

The fact that it was meaningless in the context of actually helping this guy is irrelevant.

Minimal effort, superficial, feelings of having "achieved".

How very generation millenium.

You should slap this onto your CV under "Charity".

A stunning return to form for P&B's comedy bitter miserablist!  :thumsup2

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9 hours ago, oaksoft said:

Why, you must be knighted at once!

You did it because for 3 seconds of effort, it made you feel good.

The fact that it was meaningless in the context of actually helping this guy is irrelevant.

Minimal effort, superficial, feelings of having "achieved".

How very generation millenium.

You should slap this onto your CV under "Charity".

 

Damn these meaningless tiny acts of kindness!

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