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Alistair Johnson is in the papers claiming progress since 2012 , playing Brechin in the 4th tier. 

Where do you start, factual inaccuracy, disrespect to clubs, disrespectful to the league that allowed them in, lying about the progress? 

This cùnt helped see them die, they then brought him to the new club. Are the mugs actually going to continue to chuck money at charlatan after charlatan?

 

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alastair-johnston-insists-rangers-recovery-12393436

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31 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Are the mugs actually going to continue to chuck money at charlatan after charlatan?

Their track record so far would suggest that yes, yes they will. Even the ones who seem to be aware that Murray Mints was the biggest charlatan of all are still convinced that magic money from the bottomless pit at the end of the rainbow is the answer to everything.

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24 minutes ago, Dindeleux said:

 


Spliffy forgetting that Celtic need a team from Govan in order for their own club to survive and thrive.

Attendances at Parkhead whilst Sevco struggled through the leagues evidenced that.

 

I wouldn't say Celtic need them to survive as they're a well run Club unfortunately but they definitely need them to thrive.

Like it or not football is historically built on local rivalries. The "same Club" myth suits the Celtic Board as much as it does the Rangers* Board and fans.

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Here's a woman who apparently thinks she is the chairman of The Rangers.

What a pathetic loser.  But 'deserving' nonetheless.  Deserving.  :lol:

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I have today sent the below letter to the Directors of Rangers Football Club. I hope others will look to do the same in order that we gather some sort of momentum for action and change. 

 

Dear Mr King,   

I write to you as Chairman and a Director of Rangers Football Club following the totally unacceptable 4-0 defeat to our biggest rivals on Sunday 15th April.

In March 2015 Mr King assumed boardroom control. You and the other Directors have reigned during a time of embarrassing and disgraceful results – some of the worst in our history. Only twice in my life have I left a Rangers game early, both of these games were under your tenure – the 5-1 defeat to celtic at Ibrox and the 4-0 defeat to celtic at Hampden. I simply could not watch any more.

The loyalty of myself and other Rangers fans cannot be questioned. I and many others have followed Rangers through the hard times, with administration, liquidation and expulsion to the bottom tier of Scottish football being the lowest of them all. I and many thousands of others followed Rangers home and away as we made our return to the Scottish Premiership. We now feel that this loyalty is being taken for granted by the current administration at the Club. We have only won Scottish Challenge Cup and the SPFL Championship since the takeover in March 2015. It is totally unacceptable that our next chance of silverware will be in 2019 - 4 years since the takeover. By then we will have been 8 years without the League, 10 years without the Scottish Cup and 9 years without the League cup.

It has not helped that the Club seem to go from one managerial disaster to the next. The resignation of Mark Warburton, David Weir and Frank McParland in February 2017 was a disaster and took several days to be confirmed. The appointment of Pedro Caixinha on a three-year deal in March 2017 was followed by a 5-1 defeat to celtic at Ibrox in the April, losing for the first time to Aberdeen in 26 years in the May, and being humiliated in Europe by Progres Niederkorn in the July. Records were being broken but not the kind we want. It took the board until the October to sack Caixinha. Then there was the embarrassing and very public McInnes debacle which left Rangers without a viable replacement for Caixinha. The public pursuit of McInnes ruled out all other managerial options which may have been in consideration at the time. After all, who would want to be the second choice? This was a careless and costly error.

With seemingly no other option available, Graeme Murty was henceforth appointed as manager for the rest of the season with no experience of managing a club before, never mind one the calibre of Rangers. In this appointment, the Board effectively wrote-off the 17/18 season when we were still very much in contention for silverware. It is clear Murty’s team selections and tactics have been woeful. After Sunday he has clearly lost the confidence and respect of the team, and certainly the support of the fans. The players, manager and directors owe the Rangers fans a public apology for that humiliating display. How and why the Board continue to support Murty is unknown. It is imperative that he is now removed before we play the remaining 5 games of the season which are so important in determining where we finish in the league. We need to recover some pride.

It is apparent that there is a lack of any sort of public relations or communications strategy. This is evident through the managerial controversies with Warburton, Weir, McParland and McInnes. More recently, during the January transfer window, had the Club reacted quicker, the rumours circulating around the future of Alfredo Morelos and the transfer fee would have been silenced. Now the latest controversy follows after Sunday and surrounds several players - Kenny Miller, Lee Wallace, Alfredo Morelos, Greg Docherty, Andy Halliday and Daniel Candeias. Again, rumours are circulating. Our slow and weak response to events, in and out of the Club makes us a laughing stock to other football fans and to the press. Becoming proactive is key in once more establishing the respect we deserve.

In light of the above, it is difficult to understand how the Board can expect fans and others to invest money into the Club whether through share issues or season ticket renewals. The Board has shown little or no evidence that it can be trusted. How can fans be expected to renew their season tickets when the next managerial appointment is unknown? How can fans trust the Board to appoint a successful manager when the appointments of Caixinha and Murty have been disastrous? For too long the Board has taken the loyalty of the fans for granted. The Board has shown little competence to date. It is now time to either show the fans you merit the status as directors of Rangers Football Club, or you consider your resignation.
 

 

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12 hours ago, cyderspaceman said:

...a 5-1 defeat to celtic at Ibrox in the April, losing for the first time to Aberdeen in 26 years in the May, and being humiliated in Europe by Progres Niederkorn in the July. Records were being broken but not the kind we want. It took the board until the October to sack Caixinha...

 

Is putting "the" in front of the month names a tribute to "The Rangers"?

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The Rangers new strip sponsor, Hummel.

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Hummel sponsors Afghanistan’s national football teams, founded a football training academy in Sierra Leone in 2010 and supports a local team in Christiana, the hippy commune in Copenhagen. “Nike, Puma, adidas – those big brands can’t sponsor the Afghanistan team because for them it’s too dangerous, too political, but as a smaller brand we can,” 

Ah!  That's why.  No one else would touch them. 

Good luck Mr Stadil, your brand is about to be tarnished.

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Dear Gerry,Stephen, Steven

We are having a wee bit of a mare of season, virtually every team that plays us at home is humping us. Its almost like the ground is cursed? I mean we only paid £5m for it, and a wee runaround at Murraypark- Soon to renamed Kingslanding.....  (Thank the Lord Charles Green moved on!!)Also Celtic are using us as target practice..... To be fair so are Killie, Hibs, Dundee , County, Well and St Johnstone.....

We have managed to divert our loyal loyalists fans by sacking that wee ******** , *******,******, Kenny Millar, but alas the Bears are restless......They expect a lot more for their 25 million a year investment apparently, but come on we are 35 points ahead of our great Glasgow rivals PartickThistle.  

So if anyone asks you about managing the mighty Glasgow Rangers- please don't reply " Who" or "didn't they die in 2012" but please reply " it would be a honour to serve" Mr King assures us your cheque is the post, however as he banks with TSB, it may not clear ever for a while......

 

Yours most sincerely

David Murray  The the Rangers Board

 

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