lightscamera Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 If you have a good (or bad depending on how you look at it mate) get them to put bricks through her windows at least once a week. It's shit having neighbours who are w*nks. The son of the wifey next door to me used to deal drugs from his bedroom until he was eventually kicked out the street. Now I have the parking p***k, literally parks 2 inches from either the front or the rear of my car or anyone visiting my house. Moving house this Friday so won't have to see his greetin puss again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Aye because you always get good neighbours who have bought there house. Going back to the person fence, it's a shared fence or is it yours? ( as in on your property ).; The part they were destroying is actually on my property. It was put up by the previous owners to get some privacy from them before they moved on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 20 hours ago, Cerberus said: For this reason I would never have bought a house next to one council owned. Only the utter dregs of society get council houses. Thatcher's legacy lives on. Take a bow p***k... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 7 hours ago, WeAreElgin said: Buy 10 boxes of Tesco value Rice Krispies, and a leaf blower. Pour the boxes through her letterbox, and then use the leaf blower to ensure that walking through her hallway turns in to a cereal-based version of an African minefield. Do this once a week until she moves out. That is genius! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Little update to my problem. Just been called a dick by the five year old who stays next door. I am a dick but I'd hoped one so young wouldn't realise it. Said to his mum who flipped the other night and she was actually fairly decent about it. She told me in full ear shot of the kids to tell them to move on if they done anything and as soon as she went in he warned me not to[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] five years old and handing out the threats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, grumswall said: Little update to my problem. Just been called a dick by the five year old who stays next door. I am a dick but I'd hoped one so young wouldn't realise it. Said to his mum who flipped the other night and she was actually fairly decent about it. She told me in full ear shot of the kids to tell them to move on if they done anything and as soon as she went in he warned me not to five years old and handing out the threats. Not sure what's funny about it, now you genuinely have to do something or he'll think he's got the better of you. Has he got a pet you can cook? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Just give him it tight for not having a dad every time you see him. That'll teach him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Seriously man, he's 5 years old. Just fight him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 He does have a pet cat. Iv been out spraying the weeds this morning though and haven't seen it since I came home from work. He does have a dad. He seems to be a bit of an arse as well though. I fear it may come that nj. Was showing off doing wheelies on his bike in front of me earlier aswell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Bin bags burst open, that have been there for a couple of weeks. That is her garden. That is also the fence the bairns were trying to bring down the other day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 She's a fucking delight isn't she. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Call him a virgin at every opportunity. If it can wind up a grown man like VirginTon I'm sure it will annoy a 5 year old. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Just now, Dindeleux said: Call him a virgin at every opportunity. If it can wind up a grown man like VirginTon I'm sure it will annoy a 5 year old. Don't do this. Please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 She really is gaz. To be fair kinky dinde has made the mistake in thinking vt isn't 5 years old. I also don't plan on berating a child, I'm a rovers fan not an animal. I need to bear in mind that these children could potentially bully my child in the future. That's when I berate him for being a Virgin! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 I think Trump kens best. BUILD A WALL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 My mate who lived in a semi-detached house next to a c**t of a neighbour who used to play loud music at night. To get him back he put his speakers in the loft over on the guy's side, put on music full blast and fucked off for the weekend. When he came back and the guy said sorry. There's maybe something you could use there. But rather than speakers use your cock, and rather than the loft use her fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Iv got a massive touring style guitar amp so it's more than doable but she has went quiet and been decent enough since the other night. It's her kid that was the arse earlier. I don't want to push any problems l, merely solve them. Small victorys are still victorys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 new neighbours moving in just now. not going to lie but they look rough as f**k. just got rid of junkie c***s next door so praying they turn out to be decent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 new neighbours moving in just now. not going to lie but they look rough as f**k. just got rid of junkie c***s next door so praying they turn out to be decent. Do you live in Edinburgh? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: Do you live in Edinburgh? no, I set my location to Edinburgh for a laugh m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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