hellbhoy Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 29 minutes ago, bennett said: Funny you should say that... This might be up your street. We are currently looking for enthusiastic match day performer’s to provide an entertaining mascot routine at all home matches, stadium tours and any ad hoc requests for additional club events.Purpose of the role:The purpose of the role is to improve the atmosphere and overall fan experience on Matchday, engaging the club’s fan base throughout the Matchday journey.Overview of Regular duties:Develop the character of Rangers mascotsAvailable for most home matches at Ibrox StadiumAdditional ad hoc Matchday tasks as requested by the Club’s Commercial TeamCreate Goodwill in the community Pass out EBTsAd hoc duties as and when requiredResponsible for mascot costume operations including creativity, care, cleaning, maintenance, etc.Overview of Matchday Related Duties:Creating atmosphere amongst supporters at Ibrox StadiumEngaging with fans and players to promote the club at home matchesBuild and drive the Matchday atmosphere on the stadium footprint in the lead up to the match in key locations including, but not limited to inside the stadium, the fan zone, Broxi’s Den and the family stand.Wearing the club mascot costume pre, during and post-matchJob Knowledge:You should have some prior experience of working events; particularly in performance and customer service rolesExperience in crowd performanceFlexible regarding working hours – including evenings, weekends and holidaysWork well with children, adults and other staff members at many eventsAble to work in a costume I don't think I can apply for the job I got the sack for, thanks all the same Benny, much appreciated, nice effort n aw that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 26 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Perfect for The QC except he's perfected the art of being a clown without ever leaving his back bedroom. I have been accused of stalking you recently, so I decided not to prod you you auld fart. But here you are goading me into an exchange of insults? Are you bored?, are you pissed off? Do you require some inconsiderate discourse? Not getting your hole? You accuse other posters of being childish and yet here you are like a snottery wee kid in the school playground calling some other kid names who hasn't even bothered his arse with you. How very grown up. Can I ask you a question? when one of your kids comes home from school with bad English exam results do you lose your shit completely? or is it a reflection of your teaching skills? are you heartbroken and dejected because you have an idiot as a child? do you punish them severely and force them to study every waking minute until they achieve your demented vision of the English language and it's use? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 I have been accused of stalking you recently, so I decided not to prod you you auld fart. But here you are goading me into an exchange of insults? Are you bored?, are you pissed off? Do you require some inconsiderate discourse? Not getting your hole? You accuse other posters of being childish and yet here you are like a snottery wee kid in the school playground calling some other kid names who hasn't even bothered his arse with you. How very grown up. Can I ask you a question? when one of your kids comes home from school with bad English exam results do you lose your shit completely? or is it a reflection of your teaching skills? are you heartbroken and dejected because you have an idiot as a child? do you punish them severely and force them to study every waking minute until they achieve your demented vision of the English language and it's use? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thekorean Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Dindeleux said: The insanity never stops here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 6 hours ago, hellbhoy said: Can I ask you a question? when one of your kids comes home from school with bad English exam results do you lose your shit completely? or is it a reflection of your teaching skills? are you heartbroken and dejected because you have an idiot as a child? do you punish them severely and force them to study every waking minute until they achieve your demented vision of the English language and it's use? What are you on about? Please tell me that you inserted that apostrophe into the second last word for comic effect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever_blueco Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 7 hours ago, hellbhoy said: I have been accused of stalking you recently, so I decided not to prod you you auld fart. But here you are goading me into an exchange of insults? Are you bored?, are you pissed off? Do you require some inconsiderate discourse? Not getting your hole? You accuse other posters of being childish and yet here you are like a snottery wee kid in the school playground calling some other kid names who hasn't even bothered his arse with you. How very grown up. Can I ask you a question? when one of your kids comes home from school with bad English exam results do you lose your shit completely? or is it a reflection of your teaching skills? are you heartbroken and dejected because you have an idiot as a child? do you punish them severely and force them to study every waking minute until they achieve your demented vision of the English language and it's use? fucking hell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insaintee Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Monkey Tennis said: What are you on about? Please tell me that you inserted that apostrophe into the second last word for comic effect. Please tell me you never bothered reading that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paralytic Critic Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 12 hours ago, bennett said: Funny you should say that... This might be up your street. We are currently looking for enthusiastic match day performer’s to provide an entertaining mascot routine at all home matches, stadium tours and any ad hoc requests for additional club events.Purpose of the role:The purpose of the role is to improve the atmosphere and overall fan experience on Matchday, engaging the club’s fan base throughout the Matchday journey.Overview of Regular duties:Develop the character of Rangers mascotsAvailable for most home matches at Ibrox StadiumAdditional ad hoc Matchday tasks as requested by the Club’s Commercial TeamCreate Goodwill in the community Pass out EBTsAd hoc duties as and when requiredResponsible for mascot costume operations including creativity, care, cleaning, maintenance, etc.Overview of Matchday Related Duties:Creating atmosphere amongst supporters at Ibrox StadiumEngaging with fans and players to promote the club at home matchesBuild and drive the Matchday atmosphere on the stadium footprint in the lead up to the match in key locations including, but not limited to inside the stadium, the fan zone, Broxi’s Den and the family stand.Wearing the club mascot costume pre, during and post-matchJob Knowledge:You should have some prior experience of working events; particularly in performance and customer service rolesExperience in crowd performanceFlexible regarding working hours – including evenings, weekends and holidaysWork well with children, adults and other staff members at many eventsAble to work in a costume Am I missing something, isn't this Dave King's job.Has he left? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrockvilleBairn Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 On 29/06/2017 at 09:00, Forever_blueco said: This is your life . Waiting on a court case result . Seek help When it comes to sevco and court cases, the wait is never that long to be fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrockvilleBairn Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 12 hours ago, hellbhoy said: I have been accused of stalking you recently, so I decided not to prod you you auld fart. But here you are goading me into an exchange of insults? Are you bored?, are you pissed off? Do you require some inconsiderate discourse? Not getting your hole? You accuse other posters of being childish and yet here you are like a snottery wee kid in the school playground calling some other kid names who hasn't even bothered his arse with you. How very grown up. Can I ask you a question? when one of your kids comes home from school with bad English exam results do you lose your shit completely? or is it a reflection of your teaching skills? are you heartbroken and dejected because you have an idiot as a child? do you punish them severely and force them to study every waking minute until they achieve your demented vision of the English language and it's use? You're a bit crazy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doink Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Paul Murray 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 13 hours ago, hellbhoy said: I have been accused of stalking you recently, so I decided not to prod you you auld fart. But here you are goading me into an exchange of insults? Are you bored?, are you pissed off? Do you require some inconsiderate discourse? Not getting your hole? You accuse other posters of being childish and yet here you are like a snottery wee kid in the school playground calling some other kid names who hasn't even bothered his arse with you. How very grown up. Can I ask you a question? when one of your kids comes home from school with bad English exam results do you lose your shit completely? or is it a reflection of your teaching skills? are you heartbroken and dejected because you have an idiot as a child? do you punish them severely and force them to study every waking minute until they achieve your demented vision of the English language and it's use? Marvelous post my learned friend, you've really outdone yourself this time. -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Thanks guys, really feeling the love from here. That fine Cognac I had a few of last night was certainly more Moorish than I first thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever_blueco Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 10 minutes ago, hellbhoy said: Thanks guys, really feeling the love from here. That fine Cognac I had a few of last night was certainly more Moorish than I first thought. fooling no c**t . Your a weapon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Forever_blueco said: fooling no c**t . Your a weapon ^^^^ Rattled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever_blueco Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 1 minute ago, hellbhoy said: ^^^^ Rattled. ^^^^ demented 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 18 minutes ago, Forever_blueco said: fooling no c**t . Your a weapon You should have borrowed his apostrophe that MT was ridiculing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Just now, Jacksgranda said: You should have borrowed his apostrophe that MT was ridiculing. I'll admit to regularly posting spelling or grammar errors but I do enjoying posting a deliberate well placed error to goad Kinky. I just know it's going to make his veins pulsate in sheer anger at such abuse and misuse of the english languge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever_blueco Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Just now, hellbhoy said: I'll admit to regularly posting spelling or grammar errors but I do enjoying posting a deliberate well placed error to goad Kinky. I just know it's going to make his veins pulsate in sheer anger at such abuse and misuse of the english languge. Ah the old "I meant it" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Just now, Forever_blueco said: Then stop sniffing your finger after typing ffs, it really is that simple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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