Big Gus Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 You need only watch the first minute and a half or so to see the high class girls of Dundee in action.Best quote?"Teabagged tae f**k!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_T_Y Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 :lol: You want me to get ma tits oot or sumthin.7 pinter anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 eh`m game fur anything!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Jesus. Don't tell me you wouldny though, she has the enthusiasm of a young Burt Reynolds. She'd be all over you like she was Jesus and in fact in an ironic role reversal your body was actually some bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted April 7, 2011 Author Share Posted April 7, 2011 I remember serving her when I had my part time second job in a City Centre pub last year, sadly as I was not a minor UK grime/rap star I never got the chance to "teabag her tae f**k." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I would like nothing more than Professor Green to enter her workplace and "teabag her tae f**k" when she was least expecting it. Perhaps even during Christmas dinner. When you offer that kind of opportunity, surely its not time limited? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted April 7, 2011 Author Share Posted April 7, 2011 I also like how seeing her tits is a big no go. Her crack? Nae bather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginge123 Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 She would break Prof. Green, break him right in two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I can't stop watching this. If I ever meet you Big Gus I will buy you a pint. First there was the Pie Report, then Rebecca Black and Friday, and now this. What a hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizzy Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I'm nursing a semi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 In a few years when an inevitable sex tape is leaked, would you watch it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizzy Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 F*ck the sex tape, I have a vivid imagination. I've already pictured the tea bagging scene and had to leave my desk as a result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted April 7, 2011 Author Share Posted April 7, 2011 If it's just guys slapping their baws on her impressive forehead, which seems to be what she's into, I probably wouldn't bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I'm sure I know her face... But then again, half of Dundee look the same, fat and orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizzy Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Dundee...fat and orange. That's just the c*nts in the Derry..."hullo...hullo..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 That's just the c*nts in the Derry..."hullo...hullo..." Hey, we're not c***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I'm sure I know her face... But then again, half of Dundee look the same, fat and orange. Not just in dundee. We were through in Glasgow yesterday and there were a lot of tango faced girls. Then again you come to Perth and you see the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEETHING Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 sadly as I was not a minor UK grime/rap star I never got the chance to "teabag her tae f**k." You clearly didn't make any more than a token effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted April 7, 2011 Author Share Posted April 7, 2011 I know, a big mistake. If I'd have seen this video evidence 18 months earlier I would have pounded her like the fist of an angry Norse God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scipio Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I'm loving the editing that shows them running away after the offer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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