Smurph Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 My little cousin added me. He's 13. I don't know whether to accept him or not. Some of the conversations that are on my profile aren't suitable for 13 year olds... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 My little cousin added me. He's 13. I don't know whether to accept him or not. Some of the conversations that are on my profile aren't suitable for 13 year olds... Think that's bad? My 7 year old sister has Facebook and tried to add me. Why the f**k does a 7 year old have Facebook. Moron family. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 My girlfriend's 8 year old cousin mailed me on facebook the other day, saying that she was her 17 year old sister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I know it's not facebook, but it's still morons on a social networking site: We really, really need a large war or global outbreak of a fatal disease to cut some morons out of the population. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 My girlfriend's 8 year old cousin mailed me on facebook the other day, saying that she was her 17 year old sister. Aye. Save it for the jury. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Got a new one today. A girl posted today: K***** Mc***** is going to "Waynes Funeral" on Tuesday whateverith of April. Seriously? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 c***s that post "underground music" youtube links to show off how cool and "musically educated" they are. You also get the p***ks that post links to really obscure stuff, typically hipster types, in order to achieve the same social handjob. c***s that PR for certain Glasgow clubs or work behind the bar and post "CHEAP DRINKS GET YOURSELF DOWN TO KUSHUNNNN!!!" - get to f**k. People that post far too many photos of themselves in the mirror, girls especially with their "different" make-up or cringey couples kissing in the mirror taking the photo with their mobile phone, instantly delete these c***s. Any lyrics, even if I know the song .. why are you posting them? Any coupley I-love-you-baby shit .. or anyone that calls their partner baby for that matter. c***s who post on comments trying to be funny, especially the arrogant "lad" types trying to make every word as Glaswegian and bammy looking as possible, even when they come from Partick. This. You're not hard. c***s that post pictures of themselves and/or their pals while theyre still out (unless they're genuinely humorous/interesting). There's so much more but that's enough. Good post - you should maybe consider deleting facebook though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Think that's bad? My 7 year old sister has Facebook and tried to add me. Why the f**k does a 7 year old have Facebook. Moron family. It would appear that your parents suck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I've been invited by a couple of people to some sort of High School Reunion type network thing on Facebook. I left school four years ago. There aren't exactly scores of people I can't trace and would love to get back in touch with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Did you leave after 6th year? That would leave time for a degree and a high powered job. People usually want to see everyone from school when they are doing well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Aye. Save it for the jury. Will that story not work? f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I know it's not facebook, but it's still morons on a social networking site: We really, really need a large war or global outbreak of a fatal disease to cut some morons out of the population. I would be very surprised if all of those people didn't know that the Titanic happened. Attention seeking fannies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Then the third option: "Ignore completely if you're atheist/don't give a f**k." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Facebook Song I was expecting that to be Kate Miller-Heidke's 'Facebook Song'. This was amazing live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
city_gord Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 The girl who was kind enough to 'share' this with me is constantly posting pish like this. The worst thing about it is that there have been four people like it in 10 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Bergkamp Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 The girl who was kind enough to 'share' this with me is constantly posting pish like this. The worst thing about it is that there have been four people like it in 10 minutes. Munter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
city_gord Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Munter? Yes. She is horrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Someone posted about half 3 in the morning Gotta be up in 4 and ahalf hours, Warning to all I shall be moody little c**t tomorrow!! then not long after: why the f**k m I so wide awake ?! music blaring singing with ..., in a total good mood whats wrong with me ... I don't know, why are you so awake, I mean it can't possibly be because you're blaring shite at the back of 3 in the morning can it? Fucking boot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulo Sergio Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 People who subscribe to horoscopes - absolute fucking ramjets. I've tried blocking them etc but they keep popping up somethow. SEETHING. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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