djchapsticks Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 On 18/02/2018 at 10:44, Dindeleux said: Also in Kilmarnock there was an absolute outcry after a woman’s two kids were almost abducted. The actual story of what happened didn’t really seem too clear cut if you ask me. That's fucking disgusting behaviour! Maltesers are much more effective. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Wow, thanx four sharing hon. I'll be telling my kids tonight to stay away from Kilmarnock, Farm Foods and anyone eating KitKats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Update to the Kilmarnock-Kitkat-Kidnappers.Brace yourselves......they were foreign looking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Update to the Kilmarnock-Kitkat-Kidnappers.Brace yourselves......they were foreign looking. I for one am shocked by this development 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 32 minutes ago, Swarley said: I for one am shocked by this development I grew up in Kilmarnock in the 90s....could have been moi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 I grew up in Kilmarnock in the 90s....could have been moi. Moi? Are you a bit foreign looking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Moi? Are you a bit foreign looking? No no, just unbearably pretentious. As it happens though I sometimes wear an Italy top to fives, but I make sure I'm never seen with a kitkat at such times - don't want to cause any undue concern. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 No no, just unbearably pretentious. As it happens though I sometimes wear an Italy top to fives, but I make sure I'm never seen with a kitkat at such times - don't want to cause any undue concern. Sounds like you are OFTW mate. I've shared your details on as many "Bee A Wear" groups on Facebook as I could find. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Well, seeing as it's not an open group, and you've managed to post in it (using attention-seeking background) Oonagh.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 With the sad disappearance of Liam Colgan on a stag do in Hamburg, it's a wonder he hasn't been found and all other crime in Germany solved in a oner, thanks to the surfeit of amateurs detectives on FB. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Be on the lookout for Romanian-Asian-Asylum Seeking-Africans who've taken to killing swans and ducks for fun in and around Glasgow's parks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Be on the lookout for Romanian-Asian-Asylum Seeking-Africans who've taken to killing swans and ducks for fun in and around Glasgow's parks. They probably stole the loaf as well! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 4 Albanians tried to kidnap a woman somewhere near Coatbridge yesterday.Pretty shocked it wasn’t on the news to be honest. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 John pumped some burd and that’s his cover. Fair play. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 4 Albanians tried to kidnap a woman somewhere near Coatbridge yesterday.Pretty shocked it wasn’t on the news to be honest. Pretty amateur of the would be kidnappers to announce their Albanianess to an intervening passer by. What other personal info are they randomly handing out mid crime? For me, the kidnappers you need to watch out for are the ones who DON'T reveal their identities whilst kidnapping hood rats. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Dindeleux said: 4 Albanians tried to kidnap a woman somewhere near Coatbridge yesterday. Pretty shocked it wasn’t on the news to be honest. 3 Albanians willing to abduct a woman off the street but not so willing to leather John and tell him to mind his business. Edited February 23, 2018 by TheCelt67 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 On 23/02/2018 at 14:08, Bairnardo said: Pretty amateur of the would be kidnappers to announce their Albanianess to an intervening passer by. What other personal info are they randomly handing out mid crime? For me, the kidnappers you need to watch out for are the ones who DON'T reveal their identities whilst kidnapping hood rats. What kind of weirdos write these blatantly made up stories? Demented attention seekers or hardcore racist propagandists? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: What kind of weirdos write these blatantly made up stories? Demented attention seekers or hardcore racist propagandists? You seem to think these are two separate groups 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Pretty amateur of the would be kidnappers to announce their Albanianess to an intervening passer by. What other personal info are they randomly handing out mid crime? For me, the kidnappers you need to watch out for are the ones who DON'T reveal their identities whilst kidnapping hood rats. Their white hair and pink eyes would have mad their nationality obvious. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Ive came across a lot of folk on facebook who have changed their name so the first initial is typed twice. e.g "Jjoe Bbloggs" Or putting part of their surname in their forename e.g "Joebl Oggs" Scumbags 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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