MEADOWXI Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 14 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Or Muff? Maybe even Cockermouth? Drybridge? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeek Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 .... There's an 'I love my family' border for your Facebook profile picture.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 My wife’s uncle was diagnosed with leukaemia a few weeks ago - he was picking up a prescription when they thought he was looking awful, sent him to the docs where they did some tests and sent him straight to hospital for chemo. Fairly brutal and my mother in law told us about it but said that we weren’t to say to anyone or put it in Facebook as they hadn’t told their family - fair enough, although my wife’s uncle is a complete mouthy Facebook show off arsehole and we were expecting an elongated post at some point.Today he posted “9 Kgs lost since Christmas” and when one of his friends asked “what’s your secret?” He replied “leukaemia”. What a fucking arsehole. A man in his sixties carrying on like that over something so serious. Pathetic. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: My wife’s uncle was diagnosed with leukaemia a few weeks ago - he was picking up a prescription when they thought he was looking awful, sent him to the docs where they did some tests and sent him straight to hospital for chemo. Fairly brutal and my mother in law told us about it but said that we weren’t to say to anyone or put it in Facebook as they hadn’t told their family - fair enough, although my wife’s uncle is a complete mouthy Facebook show off arsehole and we were expecting an elongated post at some point. Today he posted “9 Kgs lost since Christmas” and when one of his friends asked “what’s your secret?” He replied “leukaemia”. What a fucking arsehole. A man in his sixties carrying on like that over something so serious. Pathetic. Ugh. My niece's husband is in the army (no, no, he's quite sound) and a few years back, received notice that he was being posted to Iraq. He made a point of asking all his relatives and friends not to mention it on Facebook until he'd broken the news to his Mum. He knew she'd be upset so wanted to tell her in person. One of his cousins promptly made a post saying "I know he doesn't want us to tell anyone but I want to say how proud I am of Anthony as he leaves to serve our country in Iraq. A true patriot! God bless him and keep him safe." So that's how his Mum found out. Edited February 13, 2018 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 5 hours ago, ICTChris said: My wife’s uncle was diagnosed with leukaemia a few weeks ago - he was picking up a prescription when they thought he was looking awful, sent him to the docs where they did some tests and sent him straight to hospital for chemo. Fairly brutal and my mother in law told us about it but said that we weren’t to say to anyone or put it in Facebook as they hadn’t told their family - fair enough, although my wife’s uncle is a complete mouthy Facebook show off arsehole and we were expecting an elongated post at some point. Today he posted “9 Kgs lost since Christmas” and when one of his friends asked “what’s your secret?” He replied “leukaemia”. What a fucking arsehole. A man in his sixties carrying on like that over something so serious. Pathetic. Dunno to be fair it's quite a lighthearted way to break a serious subject to your pals. He is the one going through the diagnosis after all and maybe this is his way of dealing with it. Although if as you say he has previous for being a c**t he probably needs his face slammed in a car door on balance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ka202 Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 8 hours ago, ICTChris said: My wife’s uncle was diagnosed with leukaemia a few weeks ago - he was picking up a prescription when they thought he was looking awful, sent him to the docs where they did some tests and sent him straight to hospital for chemo. Fairly brutal and my mother in law told us about it but said that we weren’t to say to anyone or put it in Facebook as they hadn’t told their family - fair enough, although my wife’s uncle is a complete mouthy Facebook show off arsehole and we were expecting an elongated post at some point. Today he posted “9 Kgs lost since Christmas” and when one of his friends asked “what’s your secret?” He replied “leukaemia”. What a fucking arsehole. A man in his sixties carrying on like that over something so serious. Pathetic. I personally think that's fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 (edited) On 13/02/2018 at 17:22, ICTChris said: My wife’s uncle was diagnosed with leukaemia a few weeks ago - he was picking up a prescription when they thought he was looking awful, sent him to the docs where they did some tests and sent him straight to hospital for chemo. Fairly brutal and my mother in law told us about it but said that we weren’t to say to anyone or put it in Facebook as they hadn’t told their family - fair enough, although my wife’s uncle is a complete mouthy Facebook show off arsehole and we were expecting an elongated post at some point. Today he posted “9 Kgs lost since Christmas” and when one of his friends asked “what’s your secret?” He replied “leukaemia”. What a fucking arsehole. A man in his sixties carrying on like that over something so serious. Pathetic. That's how I'd do it. Presumably close family had been told by then. His disease; if he wanted to tell other friends about it through a joke, he's every right. Edited February 14, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Alison O’Donnell from Kilmarnock absolutely butchering the word “jurisdiction” in the middle comment. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Also in Kilmarnock there was an absolute outcry after a woman’s two kids were almost abducted.The actual story of what happened didn’t really seem too clear cut if you ask me. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Do female scheme goblins call each other "Mrs" in real life or is it just on Facebook? Odd behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 I think it was the kit-kats tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeek Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Also in Kilmarnock there was an absolute outcry after a woman’s two kids were almost abducted.The actual story of what happened didn’t really seem too clear cut if you ask me. So, to clarify, someone close-by went into the same shop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 So, to clarify, someone close-by went into the same shop? I thought someone ran out of a shop carrying (two or four fingered) chocolate biscuit-based snacks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Presumably Kilmarnock has realised that Kit-Kats are the confectionery of choice among child-murdering deviants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) Someone on mine has just tried to come up with a country for every letter of her name. She included Nice and Rome. Edit - Now someone called Sally has chosen for the A...Africa! How can people go through life being so stupid? Edit 2 - Someone else has now commented with, for the letter O, Oslo! Another has spelled Libya - Lybia! Edited February 19, 2018 by Highland Capital 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Just amazing what you see out of the conor of your eye eh? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 10 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: Someone on mine has just tried to come up with a country for every letter of her name. She included Nice and Rome. I just learnt that in Turkish, their phonetic alphabet is all names of towns/cities. So to spell out Partick over the phone you'd say their equivalent of Peterhead, Aberdeen, Rosyth, Tillicoutry, Inverness, Cupar, Kilmarnock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: I just learnt that in Turkish, their phonetic alphabet is all names of towns/cities. So to spell out Partick over the phone you'd say their equivalent of Peterhead, Aberdeen, Rosyth, Tillicoutry, Inverness, Cupar, Kilmarnock. I always thought it was exactly the same as it is in English, just a bit louder and slower. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I always thought it was exactly the same as it is in English, just a bit louder and slower. It's like that in Greek but they're a bit backward so haven't really got past Alpha yet, bless 'em. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 As someone who isn't on Facebook, I'm really hoping these things aren't real and I'm part of some Black Mirror/Truman Show thing. 'Conor of my eye'. FFS Ano Mrs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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