carpetmonster Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Why do people keep losing pets all of a sudden? Help, LOOK AT ME. My cat is gone. Oh it's back. f**k OFF Grimbo's trying to get them round his gaff to replace his, but 5 minutes with him and they've thought bugger that and gone home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 17 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Why do people keep losing pets all of a sudden? Help, LOOK AT ME. My cat is gone. Oh it's back. f**k OFF This happens all the time on our community Facebook page. Cats are supposed to be outside stating about hunting, shagging and doing cat things so it's no surprise they 'disappear' for a couple of days. Cue the posts 'Tiddles hasn't come home tonight, sooooo worried, can everyone keep an eye out' accompanied by a non-descript photo of a cat that looks no different to any of the other bloody cats that live in the area. It is total attention-seeking behaviour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 20 hours ago, Estragon said: I think you have all got the message that Perth is......RIFE WITH BEASTS!!!! ...is how that line should have been delivered... Genuinely misread that first sentence as "rife with breasts" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 "the perfect place we know as Perth" Perth is fuckin pump these days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Most things on Facebook make a nuclear war that wipes out 99% of the world's population seem like a great idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ka202 Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 This happens all the time on our community Facebook page. Cats are supposed to be outside stating about hunting, shagging and doing cat things so it's no surprise they 'disappear' for a couple of days. Cue the posts 'Tiddles hasn't come home tonight, sooooo worried, can everyone keep an eye out' accompanied by a non-descript photo of a cat that looks no different to any of the other bloody cats that live in the area. It is total attention-seeking behaviour. Cat comes into your garden, you give it some food, it’ll stay till you stop giving it food. It’s a fucking cat for f**k sake, could live on its own for years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 15 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: "the perfect place we know as Perth" Perth is fuckin pump these days Due to the ongoing BEAST issue, or sundry factors?... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 22 minutes ago, Estragon said: Due to the ongoing BEAST issue, or sundry factors? I really don't know. All I know is I no longer look forward to returning home as much as I once did. I enjoy taking in a game if I can, a pint with my mates and catching up but walking through town and seeing the state of the place just leaves me cold Maybe says more about me I suppose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 29 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: I really don't know. All I know is I no longer look forward to returning home as much as I once did. I enjoy taking in a game if I can, a pint with my mates and catching up but walking through town and seeing the state of the place just leaves me cold Maybe says more about me I suppose. I feel exactly the same about the old place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 17 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: "the perfect place we know as Perth" Perth is fuckin pump these days When exactly were the glory days for Perth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 17 hours ago, Marr1 said: Genuinely misread that first sentence as "rife with breasts" 17 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: "the perfect place we know as Perth" Perth is fuckin pump these days Perth sounding a lot better than I remember. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 31 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: When exactly were the glory days for Perth? Probably the late 80s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 On 29/11/2017 at 07:16, ajwffc said: Fake story from 2 years ago but still shame on you Tesco The potato quality of the photo means I can't be sure but I'm pretty certain it says something "Green Road" on that sign, so I don't this is legitimate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garybs Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Another round of Facebook bullshit bingo incoming https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/muslim-woman-ordered-to-remove-headscarf-at-mcdonalds-seven-sisters-by-security-guard-who-said-its-a3707906.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 I have some Facebook “friends” all excited because I tagged myself at lunch with a “hot date” yesterdayI took my oldest stepdaughter for lunch with vouchers I won weeks ago! [emoji2] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Raidernation said: I have some Facebook “friends” all excited because I tagged myself at lunch with a “hot date” yesterday I took my oldest stepdaughter for lunch with vouchers I won weeks ago! Creepy much? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Creepy much? Ehhh no ya perverted twat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 You remind me of Michael Bluth in Arrested Development, getting up to sing afternoon delight with his adolescent niece and then realizing it was about shagging. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 I always thought "Something Stupid", by Frank and Nancy Sinatra, was a bit creepy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 34 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: I always thought "Something Stupid", by Frank and Nancy Sinatra, was a bit creepy. Not as creepy as this... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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