Swarley Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 I'm never buying gas again thankx 4 shayring hon xx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 FFS, I left my syringe at the petrol station again. [emoji35] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Syringey pump pump.It's quite impressive that they can tell it's got the aids in it just by looking at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 BP ultimate aids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 I hope they leave a wee bit of smack in the needle. I might go and get some petrol now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Collecting tokens for glasses was such a better offer from petrol stations than Aids (good or bad), Today's modern society just ain't doing it right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Definitely a petrol pump filled with AIDSy spunk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Definitely a petrol pump filled with AIDSy spunk Pretty disappointing fuel economy though. 8mile per gallon is dreadful imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Get Tony to have a look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Tony the Hoax Buster? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Pretty disappointing fuel economy though. 8mile per gallon is dreadful imo. I'm not sure if i should congratulate you or call you a c**t. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 26 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: I'm not sure if i should congratulate you or call you a c**t. I probably deserve to die for that tbqh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 "Ritoricle" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Man jailed for dangling baby out of window for Facebook likes. Quote A man who held a baby out of a 15th-floor window in order to gain Facebook Likes has been sentenced to two years in prison. The man, who has not been named, posted pictures of his young cousin being dangled out of the window in an apartment block in Algiers, Algeria, with a single hand gripping the back of his t-shirt. The caption read: “1,000 likes or I will drop him”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 So that's what Michael Jackson was doing all those years ago. Aside from the molesting I mean 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 MACB A WEAR 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 MACB A WEAR It's okay, I have a garage not a hut. Couldn't have been me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Has he really spelled TASTE as TEASE? Is this a thing now, or has the paint thinner gone to his head? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Davie needs to do the world a favour and drink a litre of paint thinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 My favourite part is the idea of someone sitting on the toilet shitting their existence out while on hold to a Mac B office number where they won't give even the slightest f**k about the state of Davie's ringpiece 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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