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Can't wait to be dazzled at BTW tomorrow night by Don Paul's Powerpoint skills, revealing the lineup of navy blue adonises as I chuck back a few cheeky drumstick cocktails.

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Can't wait to be dazzled at BTW tomorrow night by Don Paul's Powerpoint skills, revealing the lineup of navy blue adonises as I chuck back a few cheeky drumstick cocktails.
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Get yersel a volcano burger. They are the bawz.
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Can't wait to be dazzled at BTW tomorrow night by Don Paul's Powerpoint skills, revealing the lineup of navy blue adonises as I chuck back a few cheeky drumstick cocktails.
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Few signings beside him imo.
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40 minutes ago, gav-ffc said:

 


Few signings beside him imo.

 

I heard from a reliable source he's gonna bring Harris along just to sack him in front of the punters and a statue will be erected in front of the main stand, of the Don punting Harris in recognition of this memorable moment ..... or maybe that's enough red bull for one day....  

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https://www.falkirkherald.co.uk/sport/football/falkirk-fc/hartley-keen-for-contract-answers-ahead-of-busy-summer-at-falkirk-1-4735232

 

The Herald saying Hartley is "waiting on answers" from Sibbald and McGhee. I thought we had one year options on both, so why is there any "answer" needed?

Also seems to imply O'Hara's been offered a new contract, which would be worrying.

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https://www.falkirkherald.co.uk/sport/football/falkirk-fc/hartley-keen-for-contract-answers-ahead-of-busy-summer-at-falkirk-1-4735232
 
The Herald saying Hartley is "waiting on answers from Sibbald and McGhee. I thought we had one year options on both, so why is there any "answer" needed?
Also seems to imply O'Hara's been offered a new contract, which would be worrying.
Perhaps they have been offered new contracts rather than simply exercising the option
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12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Perhaps they have been offered new contracts rather than simply exercising the option

Good shout, I'd imagine  McGhee is the player on our books who would command the highest transfer fee so it would be good to tie him down on a longer deal. Same with Sibbs although I think he's still got that potential development fee hanging over any move away from the Bairnabeu.

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If you're heading to BTW tomorrow for the road show, make sure to get a couple Strawberry Daiquiri slushes down you.

Embrace the feminine side in you.

Maybe even buy the Don a Pornstar Martini to ease his nerves before his flashy animated 11 slide powerpoint. One for each of his ten signings then the final slide featuring only a gif of Alex Harris being punted out the front door of the stadium heed first with they horrid sliders he wears being used as weapons to lamp him across the head with a force that would have only been acceptable pre-1960s.

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You know when they used to hang, draw and quarter folk before sending the body parts to be displayed at four places?

 

Hartley's got four locations for these "meet the fans" events.

 

Just sayin' 

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What do we think the Dons entrance music will be? Something smooth with serious amounts of #swag?

Or something more aggressive, rocky, no nonsense style?

I hope he wears an executioner mask a la Bernard Hopkins

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2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

What do we think the Dons entrance music will be? Something smooth with serious amounts of #swag?

Or something more aggressive, rocky, no nonsense style?

I hope he wears an executioner mask a la Bernard Hopkins

 

Would imagine the media team are working on editing Hartley's face over the wrestlers as we speak.

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3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

What do we think the Dons entrance music will be? Something smooth with serious amounts of #swag?

Or something more aggressive, rocky, no nonsense style?

I hope he wears an executioner mask a la Bernard Hopkins

‘No chance’ Vince McMahon (insert swagger gif) 

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What’s the betting a few things happen tomorrow to keep the punters happy over the next couple of nights? Or am I just being cynical?

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