RichieBairn Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Things that will never, ever happen thread for this pish! Point taken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bairney Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Fair enough - it wasn't the Clyde game. Somehow I can't see Lambie 'sorting out' big K. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Kinnear Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 I cant ever remember us playing Stenny on the Laurieston by-pass. We might have had a chance of beating them if we'd played them on the by-pass [emoji16] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 7 hours ago, Harry Kinnear said: The Lambie ramming was after the Stenny cup defeat on the Laurieston by-pass if I'm not mistaken. I'm sure a poster on here cab confirm though It was actually on the road outside where the stadium is now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 1 hour ago, keithgy said: It was actually on the road outside where the stadium is now. Do you think Fulston came rushing down to save his buddy and thought 'we could build here'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grangemouth Bairn Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 2 hours ago, keithgy said: It was actually on the road outside where the stadium is now. I remember it well. Was the talk of the toon for weeks. #locallegend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadwell Dog Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 12 hours ago, keithgy said: It was actually on the road outside where the stadium is now. They'd have been better having a plaque for that outside the stadium instead of those name bricks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Perrin Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 8 minutes ago, Shadwell Dog said: They'd have been better having a plaque for that outside the stadium instead of those name bricks. Or a big skidmark... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Or a big skidmark... You're a skidmark 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggerG Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 This is fuckin pish, in't it! If we don't start to turn things around very soon we're all gonna be as flat as a witch's tit for months! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 This is fuckin pish, in't it! If we don't start to turn things around very soon we're all gonna be as flat as a witch's tit for months! Why are witch's tits flat? Are there now witches who are BBW's? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Pics or gtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokeville Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/in-his-own-words-tim-krul-on-his-mentors-at-newcastle-that-debut-and-what-he-learnt-at-falkirk-and-carlisle-1-8741221 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggerG Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Back Post Misses said: Why are witch's tits flat? Are there now witches who are BBW's? Dunno, but it appears to be a well kent phrase in certain circles. If you think of the Wizard of Oz, that bad b*****d witch isn't particularly bosomy! Having said that mind you, the good witch had marvelous paps! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL-FFC Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, ShaggerG said: Dunno, but it appears to be a well kent phrase in certain circles. If you think of the Wizard of Oz, that bad b*****d witch isn't particularly bosomy! Having said that mind you, the good witch had marvelous paps! But on the other had if you look at Grotbags she had a fair set of lungs but was plug as f**k but then again if you go into practical magic you got nicole kidman and sandra bullock that not particularly flat but you wouldnt moan about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggerG Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, AL0011 said: But on the other had if you look at Grotbags she had a fair set of lungs but was plug as f**k but then again if you go into practical magic you got nicole kidman and sandra bullock that not particularly flat but you wouldnt moan about. Am I right in saying that Grotbags died quite recently? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL-FFC Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, ShaggerG said: Am I right in saying that Grotbags died quite recently? Yep she did 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge of allan bairn Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/in-his-own-words-tim-krul-on-his-mentors-at-newcastle-that-debut-and-what-he-learnt-at-falkirk-and-carlisle-1-8741221 aaahhh win bonuses remember those? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL-FFC Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Think the one with Schmeichel was better:http://thesefootballtimes.co/2017/04/04/the-making-of-kasper-schmeichel-fifteen-games-at-falkirk/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyline Drifter Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Back Post Misses said: Why are witch's tits flat? Are there now witches who are BBW's? 1 hour ago, ShaggerG said: Dunno, but it appears to be a well kent phrase in certain circles. If you think of the Wizard of Oz, that bad b*****d witch isn't particularly bosomy! Having said that mind you, the good witch had marvelous paps! I'm pretty sure you are using a mixed metaphor here. The phrases are "as flat as a pancake" and "as dry as a witch's tit". I've never heard "flat as a witch's tit" before. The dry simile being because witches are traditionally virgin maidens without child and therefore not producing milk. Here to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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