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13 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Doesn’t look as sore now I’ve cleaned away all the blood. Had ripped a nail earlier on my middle finger. Missus noticed it and I said “it’s pretty sore as it’s right down to the quick on one side”

She leaned over and simply tore the loose nail off, sending blood splattering about. I politely asked what she was doing and she said “you asked me to rip your nail off quick”.

 

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14 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Doesn’t look as sore now I’ve cleaned away all the blood. Had ripped a nail earlier on my middle finger. Missus noticed it and I said “it’s pretty sore as it’s right down to the quick on one side”

She leaned over and simply tore the loose nail off, sending blood splattering about. I politely asked what she was doing and she said “you asked me to rip your nail off quick”.

 

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Get those nails cut.

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In our office there are three bins. General Waste, Plastic Bottles and Mixed Recycling

One of the girls keeps putting food waste in the mixed recycling.

I caught her putting a banana skin in the Mixed recycling this morning. So I asked her why.

Her response '  Can't you recycle banana skins ? '

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In our office there are three bins. General Waste, Plastic Bottles and Mixed Recycling
One of the girls keeps putting food waste in the mixed recycling.
I caught her putting a banana skin in the Mixed recycling this morning. So I asked her why.
Her response '  Can't you recycle banana skins ? '
Unless you're Doc Brown, no.
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A few years ago I was doing a charity ladder climb. A group of us were doing a relay of climbing a 13 metre ladder equal to the height of Mount Everest. My Mum piped up "well just make sure you're climbing the ladder at the start. I don't want you being up as high as Everest "

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my wife was helping the youngest with her homework.

The task was to write yes or no beside some statements about a picture.

The picture was a dragon with a tail.

statement 3 was "the dragon has no tail".

The wife refused to believe that "no" could be the correct answer "because, yes, he has a tail".

She is allowed to vote ffs.

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1 hour ago, coprolite said:

my wife was helping the youngest with her homework.

The task was to write yes or no beside some statements about a picture.

The picture was a dragon with a tail.

statement 3 was "the dragon has no tail".

The wife refused to believe that "no" could be the correct answer "because, yes, he has a tail".

She is allowed to vote ffs.

Pretty shite question tbf

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