Scary Bear Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 When I hear Scottish voices on the radio whingeing about something, I cringe. I can't listen to the absolute c***s on the Kaye Adams thing on BBC Scotland. Whiny fucks who see everything in a negative light. I need to listen to the classical music on Radio 3 after 10 minute of that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Office work isn't real work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Office work isn't real work. Office workers have evolved a totally new language that is incomprehensible to normal people, a bit like the secret languages that demented 8 year old twins invent to communicate with each other without the adults understanding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: Office work isn't real work. I disagree. Eating penguin biscuits and watering a yucca plant ain't exactly easy. It's a tough being an office worker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 As far as national anthems go, The Star-Spangled Banner is a top tune. I love all the patriotic hand on heart nonsense, that the Americans throw in as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 On 22/08/2016 at 14:01, banana said: Wee gigs is where it's at, few hundred to a thousand people. Can't go wrong unless the musicians are pish. I've always lived to the maxim that the worst live music, even in a pub, is better than the best jukebox. A philosophy which has very rarely let me down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 As far as national anthems go, The Star-Spangled Banner is a top tune. I love all the patriotic hand on heart nonsense, that the Americans throw in as well. Les Marseillaise is my personal favourite. Followed by Italy's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Patriotism is shite. (Although yes, the Italian and French anthems are top tunes) -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 (edited) Climate change/Global warming, it's predicted effects, and our ability to control it are all hysterically overplayed. Judging the 'correct' climate at any point in time of a 4.5 billion year old environment from the perspective of the length of a human lifetime, or even the length of modern humanity, is a ludicrous exercise. We'd be far better spending money on how to deal with and prepare for effects of any climate change that might happen, as it will, as it always has done, not on trying to keep it at a randomly determined 'correct for the rest of time' state. Edited August 24, 2016 by banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 12 hours ago, Dee Man said: Office work isn't real work. If it was, I wouldn't be fucking doing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 9 hours ago, MONKMAN said: As far as national anthems go, The Star-Spangled Banner is a top tune. I love all the patriotic hand on heart nonsense, that the Americans throw in as well. tbf it is the only National Anthem to mention the Congreve Rocket 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Irn-Bru tastes best out of plastic bottles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 I could live without Irn Bru tbh. But cold from a glass bottle is the best way to enjoy it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Glass bottleTinStraight from a plastic bottlePoured from a big plastic bottle in to a glassIs clearly the correct scale 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Glass bottleTinStraight from a plastic bottlePoured from a big plastic bottle in to a glassIs clearly the correct scale Swap the last 2 around and you're spot on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 21 hours ago, Dee Man said: Office work isn't real work. This. I'm a salesman used to my own company and I truly believe I'd kill someone if I was stuck in an office with the same people for days/weeks/months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 10 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: Tin Mods, please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Irn Bru is made of sugar, bubble gum and halitosis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Handjobs are better than blowjobs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: This. I'm a salesman used to my own company and I truly believe I'd kill someone if I was stuck in an office with the same people for days/weeks/months. I regularly fantasise about killing and/or disfiguring my colleagues in some of the most painful and humiliating ways possible. Today's fantasy involved reversing a van against the fire exit so that they couldn't escape and releasing a swarm of hornets into the office. I'd stand at the front door in a beekeepers outfit armed with a shotgun, executing any motherfucker that tried to get past me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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