dundeebarry Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I wouldn't be wholly surprised if Cantona was H_B. Not sure why I think that though. I immediately thought it was ICTChris. He's fiendish enough to pull it off in such style. Now that I think about it, so are you, craigkillie. I'm not outright accusing you of it, but you know... (IP check on craigkillie please, mods.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I for one think it would be wonderful if Chigsy was a vikingTON alias. I believe I've posted this recently, but a poster was kind enough to gift me an alias account's details via PM. I fairly quickly re-sent the details to someone else as the style of posting wasn't for me. I believe the login details of this fairly well-known 'poster' are still being passed from one owner to another like a cheap Paisley whore though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I've been told who Chigsy is, but can't remember! Cantona seems like it could be Dundee Barry, but he was on to say that he reckons it is Chris. Unless he is trying to throw us off the scent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Whatever happened to Adam Wee? He was a proper little scamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I believe I've posted this recently, but a poster was kind enough to gift me an alias account's details via PM. I fairly quickly re-sent the details to someone else as the style of posting wasn't for me. I believe the login details of this fairly well-known 'poster' are still being passed from one owner to another like a cheap Paisley whore though. That alias had me and several others done up like a kipper. It was well executed by all concerned. I've been told who Chigsy is, but can't remember! Cantona seems like it could be Dundee Barry, but he was on to say that he reckons it is Chris. Unless he is trying to throw us off the scent... Wisnae me! I don't know who Chigsy is but I heard it was someone you probably wouldn't expect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Who was Donkey, was that Monster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Happy 21st birthday Chigsy! You're not getting older, you're just getting better! Hip hip hurray!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Happy 21st birthday Chigsy! You're not getting older, you're just getting better! Hip hip hurray!!! Is he still in tthe clink? How long do you get for scaring an eldery lady to death with threats of sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 How long do you get for scaring an eldery lady to death with threats of sex? Only a year, ruffly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Only a year, ruffly. Not too bad really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Happy birthday Chigsy. I couldn't see that name on the "Today's birthdays" list without bumping this thread. Here are a few other beauties from the OP: On being banned from forums: on the first day of the easter holidays i went round to gary morrisons house to play champman, we went on the editor and put all the man utd players in barnet and played that for a wee while lol. but after that we went on the internet and he posts on a blink182 forum not even about them but they all just talk about a hole lot of random shite and he always goes on about this girl he fancies on there but shes from brighton, fair doos he showed me a pic and she looked hot but all her pics are shoulders up so i bet shes a fat sweaty. anyway i was hoping hed go out the room and eventualy he did so i went on his forum cos he was logged in and pm'd her a message saying 'i want to kiss ur fat titties xxxxxx' and then i went on the forum and said 'blink182 are shit and ur all gay'. he came back and i was pure laughin and couldnt hold it in and he was like 'what did u do' but i managed to change the subject, he found out by the evening tho and he was angry but he sorted it all out by saying it was me so he didnt get band. On Samantha Cameron: lol id give her a 'man date' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Happy birthday Chigsy. I couldn't see that name on the "Today's birthdays" list without bumping this thread. Here are a few other beauties from the OP: On being banned from forums: On Samantha Cameron: Happy Birthday Chigsy, wherever you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Some boi chigsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest honestrae95 Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 hiya pals,im afraid im gonny be goin away for a bit so this will be the last youl hear of me im afraid. its quite a long story but alow me to fill yous in. my pals and me always play jokes on eachother on our birthdays it started as simple things like my pal derek who has a car and he can drive we tinfoyeled his car,completely covered and we all laughed, and then nathan henderson who still does the tablet and fudge sellin round the doors,we made a macaroon bar with a dog shit and some pencil sharpnins and he even sold it to alec thomsons grandad bill for 50p and we laughed. these were harmles fun but gary morrison took it two far at my birthday cos hed been pretending to be me on a forum called nambla-chat,i dinny ken what it is probably some eropean heavy metal band or some shite that hes into, but anyway he registered as young_chigsy_from_scotland_loves_old_cock and he used a pic of me from bebo and he chatted up all these old sicos who were pedophiles and this one guy from germany had just got out of jail and was on the forum and gary morrison chatted him up,as me, and the guy started sayin he loved me, exept it wasnt me it was gary morrison pretendin. but then he gave him my address and this german pedo turned up in scotland 2 weeks later on my birthday and tried to get in my house to kiss me and show me his willy and that. lucky for me derek was there and he went out and chibbed the c**t. lucky escape aye but i was angry at gary morrison for takin it two far,at the end of the day my bumhole is exit only and 57yr old hans weiner from dusildorf wasny gonny change taht and then i swore revenge on gary morrison on his birthday. gary morrison has boring birthday parties with all his family and that at his house and hes got loads of old ppl in his family but i was there with stevie hall and we were playin cod on xboxlive for ages which i like to do cos he has the hedset and i like to shout 'americans are gay' when americans are talking but i do it in an english voice and then there like 'oooh would you like a cup of tea' also in an english voice but anyway my revnge plan was simple. i was gonny pretend to go home at night but not go home and insted id hide under his bed until he went to bed then id jump out on him,,,,revenge and job done, chigsy style. i said i was away home and said cheerio to him and aw the old fuddy dudys and that but after leavin the livin room i sneaked of upstairs. before takin my hiding place i drew a cock on the head of a guy on his blink182 poster, then i got his anhaler of his bedside cabinet and rubbed my nob on it, well you cant have two much revenge when youv nearly been arseshagged i thought as i got under the bed. he got to his room sooner than id thought after fucking about next door in the toilet for ages, dirty wee c***s probably havin a chug i thought, then the door opened and the light came on, he had a pair of ridicilos baffies on like an old wifey would were and i was lookin forward two takin the piss out him for them later on. as the light went out and he got in bed i let him settle before divin out, jumpin under the covers grabbin him and shoutin 'GONNY SHAG YE, AM GONNY SHAG YE'. i didnt know gary morrisons 89yr old gran ethil from coatbridge always stayed at his on his birthdays as it was too late for her two go home,and i also didnt know that he always gave the old boot a shot of his bed and he slept downstares on the couch. by the time the ambulence got there id tryed to climb out the window but got stuck and had to get pulled back in by gary morrisons dad but nobody actualy battered me which i was happy about but they were all realy cryin and upset and that. i had to talk to the police later that night in the police station. i always thought manslaughter was a ps2 game but apparently im gonny have to spend a wee bit of time as a guest of her magesty and ive a bad feelin that the bum beastin i escaped the first time will come back and hont me. i suppose gary morrison had the last laugh after all altho he wont get a £5note in a card from granny ethil next yr so every cloud and that eh. wish me luck,ill need it. i hope i dont get a room mate who posts on the nambla forum likes. If I get dementia and it scrambles my brain, this is the one thing I want to remember. Sensational! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 "57 year old hans weiner from dussildor wasn't gonna change that" Absolute quality line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Wow, just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Sensational from Chigsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Oh chigsy, wherefore art thou? I agree we need more joke aliases on the site though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cults_sheep Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Anyone ever checked out Blin Lemon over on Aberdeen MAD? Some pretty good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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