Kyle Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 standfree will come on shortly and tell you who he is posting as now Seriously!? That's a turn up for the books! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattBairn Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 hiya pals,im afraid im gonny be goin away for a bit so this will be the last youl hear of me im afraid. its quite a long story but alow me to fill yous in. my pals and me always play jokUes on eachother on our birthdays it started as simple things like my pal derek who has a car and he can drive we tinfoyeled his car,completely covered and we all laughed, and then nathan henderson who still does the tablet and fudge sellin round the doors,we made a macaroon bar with a dog shit and some pencil sharpnins and he even sold it to alec thomsons grandad bill for 50p and we laughed. these were harmles fun but gary morrison took it two far at my birthday cos hed been pretending to be me on a forum called nambla-chat,i dinny ken what it is probably some eropean heavy metal band or some shite that hes into, but anyway he registered as young_chigsy_from_scotland_loves_old_cock and he used a pic of me from bebo and he chatted up all these old sicos who were pedophiles and this one guy from germany had just got out of jail and was on the forum and gary morrison chatted him up,as me, and the guy started sayin he loved me, exept it wasnt me it was gary morrison pretendin. but then he gave him my address and this german pedo turned up in scotland 2 weeks later on my birthday and tried to get in my house to kiss me and show me his willy and that. lucky for me derek was there and he went out and chibbed the c**t. lucky escape aye but i was angry at gary morrison for takin it two far,at the end of the day my bumhole is exit only and 57yr old hans weiner from dusildorf wasny gonny change taht and then i swore revenge on gary morrison on his birthday. gary morrison has boring birthday parties with all his family and that at his house and hes got loads of old ppl in his family but i was there with stevie hall and we were playin cod on xboxlive for ages which i like to do cos he has the hedset and i like to shout 'americans are gay' when americans are talking but i do it in an english voice and then there like 'oooh would you like a cup of tea' also in an english voice but anyway my revnge plan was simple. i was gonny pretend to go home at night but not go home and insted id hide under his bed until he went to bed then id jump out on him,,,,revenge and job done, chigsy style. i said i was away home and said cheerio to him and aw the old fuddy dudys and that but after leavin the livin room i sneaked of upstairs. before takin my hiding place i drew a cock on the head of a guy on his blink182 poster, then i got his anhaler of his bedside cabinet and rubbed my nob on it, well you cant have two much revenge when youv nearly been arseshagged i thought as i got under the bed. he got to his room sooner than id thought after fucking about next door in the toilet for ages, dirty wee c***s probably havin a chug i thought, then the door opened and the light came on, he had a pair of ridicilos baffies on like an old wifey would were and i was lookin forward two takin the piss out him for them later on. as the light went out and he got in bed i let him settle before divin out, jumpin under the covers grabbin him and shoutin 'GONNY SHAG YE, AM GONNY SHAG YE'. i didnt know gary morrisons 89yr old gran ethil from coatbridge always stayed at his on his birthdays as it was too late for her two go home,and i also didnt know that he always gave the old boot a shot of his bed and he slept downstares on the couch. by the time the ambulence got there id tryed to climb out the window but got stuck and had to get pulled back in by gary morrisons dad but nobody actualy battered me which i was happy about but they were all realy cryin and upset and that. i had to talk to the police later that night in the police station. i always thought manslaughter was a ps2 game but apparently im gonny have to spend a wee bit of time as a guest of her magesty and ive a bad feelin that the bum beastin i escaped the first time will come back and hont me. i suppose gary morrison had the last laugh after all altho he wont get a £5note in a card from granny ethil next yr so every cloud and that eh. wish me luck,ill need it. i hope i dont get a room mate who posts on the nambla forum likes. First I've sen this. I was expecting a shitty resignation thread. It's a cross between Partridge and The Inbetweeners. Give the author a sitcom. Had me in stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big River Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Best post ever. Chigsy was a damn sight better than some of the shitty aliases that frequent this forum now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuffers Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Brilliant! not laughed so much in ages!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Is it just me that doesn't find this funny at all? I didn't find him funny when he was active, and looking back, I still don't get what people find so funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 ^^^ Trying (too hard) to be controversial. Why not just bow out of the thread in silence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 ^^^ Trying (too hard) to be controversial. Why not just bow out of the thread in silence? Because I'm interested if its just me or if its more common. Which is why I asked the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Because I'm interested if its just me or if its more common. Which is why I asked the question. So far it's just you then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I follow chigsy on twitter but he doesn't post anything, disappointing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattBairn Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Is it just me that doesn't find this funny at all? I didn't find him funny when he was active, and looking back, I still don't get what people find so funny... Each to their own but it genuinely made me laugh. I was expecting it to be pish too so it was a nice surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Might just be you. Aren't you often telling people that if they don't like threads then not to read them? Why so sensitive over a very simple question? Some people find the posts funny, and thats fine, just a matter of taste. I was interested to see if it was just me that didn't find them amusing. Why the umbrage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Lots of P&B members find chigsy funny. When it comes to active members the majority probably like him, as shown by the fact his posts have an overwhelmingly positive reponse and a large number of green dots. It is, of course, difficult to gauge how popular any one member or post is overall but I think taking all factors into account that chigsy's posts are well regarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Not sure how you deem that post as me being "so sensitive" tbh. Most people that has found it funny have taken time to comment that they found it funny. I assume that the people who didn't find it funny either didn't comment, closed the thread and went and clicked on another one. Either that or you really are the only one who didn't find it funny. You asked. Fair point. Both are possible. Which is why I was interested to see if there were others like me. Isn't it much easier when you actually answer the question in the post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradHorse Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Yay! Let's turn this hilarious thread into a shite debate. Sounds fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Jesus Christ. Let's try and not defile this wonderful thread by debating what it is that makes people laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Fair point. Both are possible. Which is why I was interested to see if there were others like me. Isn't it much easier when you actually answer the question in the post? If they didn't like it, they probably won't be back to be able to read/answer. There are people early on in the thread that weren't entirely positive about chigsy though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I thought chigsy was a bit of a Swampy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulo Sergio Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojo Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 getting jailed for a practical joke going wrong. This is serious injustice. P and B, lets stand up and fight this vile occurence where the court of law has turned and is now prosecuting honest, innocent people. P and B, rise to protect our good and respected member that is chigsy, we can not let this repungent miscarriage of justice happen without our loud efforts and voices of disdain and revolt. P and B, enough is enough, we will not stand back and let innocent people among us be humiliated and punished, faced with months of being anally raped merely because he jumped on an old wittered old woman who he thought was his friend, Gary Morrison. We can not let them win, P and B............................FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 ^^^^^^^fizzy juice IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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