dave.j Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Ocean Colour Scene: Free My Name Misheard: feel my naked skin below. Correct lyric: free my name, just give me love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrestersKTID Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) Oasis- Acquiesce "Living in our souls" can easily be misinterpreted as "Living in Assholes." Dirty deeds done dirt cheap was covered by weird Al called dirty deeds done with sheep. Upon hearing it i went back to the original and it now sounds like sheep. weird Edited March 5, 2015 by PrestersKTID 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Material Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Always remember in the late 90s the lyric from Babybird(?), "because you're gorgeous" bring misheard as "big as your coaches" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 More Than A Woman, by the Bee Gees. I used to think they were singing "bald headed woman" That's what my mum and dad always say. Glorified version of a "pelican" (instead of "pellet gun"). Pearl Jam That's what I sing. Knew it couldn't be the right lyrics but couldn't be arsed looking up the right ones! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 GN'R - Dust N' Bones Correct lyric: "He lost his mind today. He left it out back on the highway, on 65." Misheard lyric: He lost his mind today. He left it out back on the highway, I'm 6ft5." I never thought Izzy Stradlin looked that tall. It does indeed sound like that. I really wish those were the lyrics actually. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 M.O.P. - Cold as Ice I was 7 when this was released, I used to think it said "you're as cold as ice, your willy's a sacrifice". I was understandably mortified. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdrockfromtheSon Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Hot Chocolate ( ) Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting.... Those c***s were fast as lightning..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 The killers, Human Actual lyric: "Are we human or are we denser?" Often misheard as "Are we human or are we dancers?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 The killers, Human Actual lyric: "Are we human or are we denser?" Often misheard as "Are we human or are we dancers?" Sorry to disagree, but that song is based on Hunter S. Thompson and one of his less coherent interviews. The actual lyric is "Are we human or are we dancer." No, I have no idea what the drug-addled fool was on about either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdhafc1874 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 (edited) INXS Actual lyric - "I'm elegantly wasted" Misheard lyric - "I'm better than Oasis" Edited July 27, 2015 by cdisaaccie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babu Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlowspider Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Hot Chocolate ( ) Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting.... Those c***s were fast as lightning..... Hot Chocolate???? Carl Douglas. (I'm old) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdrockfromtheSon Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Hot Chocolate???? Carl Douglas. (I'm old) Well spotted, I'm a fud. You're right, it was indeed Carl Douglas. Shame on me for getting that one wrong, being an oldy too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 We Are Family by Sister Sledge - "we're giving love in a femidom" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Eurythmics: There Must Be An Angel misheard: No one on Earth could feel like me, I'm cold and overblown with fleas. Title misheard as: There Must Be A Ninja 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffinmuncher Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 "My lover's got no money, he's got his trampoline" From Freed From Desire by Gala. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 "Graceland" by Paul Simon Verse 2 is "The way she brushed her hair from her forehead " comes over as "The way she brushed her hair AND FARTED" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 (edited) Poison Arrow by ABC. Misuses thought that "Shoot that poison arrow" was actually "two fat boys in a row" Wow. Edited March 2, 2016 by Wardy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Israelites by Desmond Dekker sung as hills are alive and Alternative Ulster by SLF sung as big hairy monster. Both by the same pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Listening to the title track from The Manics "Journal for Plague Lovers" on the train this morning and realised that the line I always thought was "Only a God, Ken Bruce" is actually "Only a God can bruise". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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