Gorgie Sphincter Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Pointless topic the clown who started this needs to go get a life. Indeed. But if you think your local rivals are utter boring supercilious small-penis-syndrome social retards, they are nothing compared to the Jambos. A team which had not won a trophy for 36 years until fairly recently, then financially cheated their way to the three cups, receiving some massive help from a corrupt referee (Craig Thompson) in one of them, and only narrowly avoided the same fate as the Parises due to the machinations of the corrupt First Minister (fat little smug smarmy smiley moon-faced demagogic rodent's tollie that he is), thinks they're Real Fucking Madrid. Anyway, well done for Albert Kidd. But Paul Hartley is wucking fanker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Indeed. But if you think your local rivals are utter boring supercilious small-penis-syndrome social retards, they are nothing compared to the Jambos. A team which had not won a trophy for 36 years until fairly recently, then financially cheated their way to the three cups, receiving some massive help from a corrupt referee (Craig Thompson) in one of them, and only narrowly avoided the same fate as the Parises due to the machinations of the corrupt First Minister (fat little smug smarmy smiley moon-faced demagogic rodent's tollie that he is), thinks they're Real Fucking Madrid. Anyway, well done for Albert Kidd. But Paul Hartley is wucking fanker. Coping well with it though, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted March 5, 2016 Author Share Posted March 5, 2016 Gravitational waves are observed for the first time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDCCCXCIII Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Utd are relegated and never seen again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LossieDee Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 1918 flu pandemic, dubbed 'Spanish Flu', kills 50 million.Dundee United got relegated again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted March 5, 2016 Author Share Posted March 5, 2016 Sliced bread invented. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabianKnight Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I'd forgot about this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LossieDee Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Great thread. Dundee Knob 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted March 5, 2016 Author Share Posted March 5, 2016 I'd forgot about this thread. Bump it for me next year if I forget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LossieDee Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Dundee FC . Elgin "City" joke - Borough Briggs flooded dump 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 St Johnstone win... nothing. Always worth a wee bump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted March 5, 2016 Author Share Posted March 5, 2016 Elgin "City" joke - Borough Briggs flooded dump The guy's probably dead now, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afca32 Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Elgin "City" joke - Borough Briggs flooded dump 0 games postponed at Borough Briggs due to waterlogged pitch this season. How many at Dens? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 I've shagged yer maw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Dundee were first team to win back-to-back Scottish League Cups. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 I've shagged yer maw. We've all done that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Rangers died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afca32 Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 I've shagged yer maw. Who hasn't? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Indeed. But if you think your local rivals are utter boring supercilious small-penis-syndrome social retards, they are nothing compared to the Jambos. A team which had not won a trophy for 36 years until fairly recently, then financially cheated their way to the three cups, receiving some massive help from a corrupt referee (Craig Thompson) in one of them, and only narrowly avoided the same fate as the Parises due to the machinations of the corrupt First Minister (fat little smug smarmy smiley moon-faced demagogic rodent's tollie that he is), thinks they're Real Fucking Madrid. Anyway, well done for Albert Kidd. But Paul Hartley is wucking fanker. Fucking hell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Rangers pumped dundee 4-0 in a scottish cup quarter final at ibrox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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